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Birras said:
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Obama became president
Guns 'n' Roses are releasing their next album, after 14 years
Duke Nukem Forever comes out?

What do you think are the chances that this "Chinese Democracy" of games gets a release date in the next 6 months?
Good sir, belive that Duke Nukem Forever's release will set into motion the end of the world.
Indeed! It was foretold in the Dead Sea scrolls that the coming of the Duke Nuke'm Forever would be the vanguard of the Four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Woe is us if such things should come to past as the world will drown in the wails of millions of disappointed fanboys "We waited all those years for this?!"

The first sign hath come to pass wyth thine release of Spore, whoth's results where woefully recieved.
 

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Duke Nukem Forever... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No really, that game was announced like 10 years ago. I remember it actually, not the exact date, but I do know that I was playing Starcraft, Diablo and Half-Life a lot at the time... so if that puts the DN4 timeline into perspective for you... somewhere around '98 give or take. Thats the first time I heard of it actually. It could have been around for longer, but that was when I got into PC gaming seriously.

I really believe it's not even being made. It's like some kinda of crazy joke that just won't die. I know theres screenshots and stuff... still think its just a joke.
It was originally announced in April 1997, so your 10 year guess is only a year and a half off. (EDIT: further research has revealed that this April 1997 announcement included a projected release date of mid-1998, meaning that this game has actually been delayed for over 10 years.)

If Duke Nukem Forever is released and it isn't absolutely terrible, I will eat my hat.
 

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Duke Nukem: Forever is Vaporware. And anyway, who WANTS it to come out at this point? Duke Nukem was ground breaking because it was dirty sexy filfthy fun with great multiplayer. Now adays? Been there, done that.

Everything that made Duke Nukem sequel worthy is old news. So theres no reason to MAKE a Duke Nukem Forver. Let sleeping dogs lie, cancel the project. End.
 

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I'll believe in change once Darkfall is released.






Which might happen this year.
 

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i CAN see the future and... duke nukem forever will come out late december 2012. that is all.
 

Doug

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i CAN see the future and... duke nukem forever will come out late december 2012. that is all.
no! No! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *head asplodes*
 

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I don't want it to come out. It's fun to just keep it as Duke Nukem Forever In Development.
 

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I honestly can't see how a game that long in development isn't going to disappoint most of the people who waited for it. Even if every reviewer in the world up to and including Yahtzee declared it to be the best game ever released in the history of the medium, it still probably wouldn't live up to expectations.
 

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mintsauce said:
I don't want it to come out. It's fun to just keep it as Duke Nukem Forever In Development.
Agreed! It's like an gaming urban legend! So one day, when we're old and have grandkids who game, we can gather them around and tell them of the mystical game that was never released...the pinnacle of gaming achievement...the best game ever. Then those kids will pass it down, and so forth, until some lone child...one day...decides to embark on the quest for Duke Nukem: Forever. A harrowing journey to find the 'one game'...the holy grail of gaming.

...wow...

Then they'll find it, realizes it sucks, and wish they left it an urban legend like WE did.

Stupid kid.
 

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The game has to be Jesus when it comes out. It actually has to be the Son of God. Anything less will be a disappointment.

One thing I don't want is for it to sneak up on the world like Prey did. It came out, I bought it, and went "meh." ("meh" has actually made it into the dictionary)

Lately though, I've been getting the feeling that the world has moved beyond Duke Nukem. Releasing a Duke game now would be like Tears for Fears coming back, or JC Van Damme having a huge movie. It might sell well, but it would feel out of time and place.
 

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Not Good said:
Guns 'n' Roses are releasing their next album, after 14 years
Duke Nukem Forever comes out?

Edit: GNR Drops November 26th.
Guns and Roses stopped being a band the day they lost 3/4 bandmembers and Axl Rose had face-surgery trying to look like he's 18 again. Thus Guns and Roses "releasing" a new album has as much premise and care as a Three Stooges reunion. Let's face it. The guy lost his voice, his dignity and finally his career. To even utter the likeness of what Guns & Roses was back in the mid-90's to what Guns & Roses is now, is laughable.

Duke Nukem Forever?
You know the game will never be released, right? ..... right?
 

axia777

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Not Good said:
Obama became president
Guns 'n' Roses are releasing their next album, after 14 years
Duke Nukem Forever comes out?

What do you think are the chances that this "Chinese Democracy" of games gets a release date in the next 6 months?

Edit: GNR Drops November 26th.
Change is happening 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. What is your point?

RhinoTuna said:
SC:Ghost never came out.
No, it did not and I want to kick some one at Blizzard straight in the balls for that keeping from coming out. They killed it on purpose and supposedly the second build of the game was pretty damn good.