Change one word in the above sentence.

[Teoes]

I invented web cannon to kill everyone.

 

[Nouw]

I invented web cannon to trap everyone.

 

[Teoes]

I invented happy cannon to trap everyone.

(I broke the rules accidentally last time, changing two words at once. I am so so sorry everyone and will sacrifice an arm that I may learn my lesson.)

 

[Nouw]

I invented happy cannon to sex everyone.

 

[Neuromancer]

I invented happy cannon to sex myself.

 

[Mullac]

I invented happy cannon to sex pinocchio.

 

[kailus13]

You invented happy cannon to sex Pinocchio.

 

[sagitel]

you invented dildo cannon to sex pinocchio.

 

[Porygon-2000]

You made dislocate cannon to sex Pinocchio
EDIT: You made dildo cannon to sex Pinocchio

Autocorrect is my enema

 

[DOOM GUY]

Willie made dildo cannon to sex Pinocchio.

 

[Neuromancer]

Wille made dildo cannon to sex Megaman

 

[DOOM GUY]

Willie made Dildo Man to sex Megaman

 

[deserteagleeye]

Willie made Dildo Man to penetrate Megaman.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Willie made Dildo Man to decimate Megaman.

 

[kailus13]

Willie made Dildo Man to recruit Megaman.

 

[Nouw]

Willie made Dildo Man to recruit Megadildo.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Willie made Obvious man to recruit Megadildo

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Willie made Obvious man to devour Megadildo.

 

[Nouw]

Willie made Obvious Octopus to devour Megadildo.

 

[Holy_Hotdog]

Children made Obvious Octopus to devour Megadildo.