change the world

[The Iron Ninja]

Well I'm sticking by my new idea now.
I hope you enjoy your slighly half-assed snarky tune that will now play whenever you enter a room.
Meatloaf231, for some reason, gets a lively Irish jig.

 

[demonwaffle]

My actual change would be removing humanity all together. Every Person Would become the animal their personality resembles the most.

 

[jim_doki]

two words:
Universal Translators

 

[Smiles]

My actual change would be removing humanity all together. Every Person Would become the animal their personality resembles the most.

that would be fun, and funky, lots of inter species mating going on I would expect...

 

[fluffylandmine]

Hmm, you might be on to something there, fluffy.

Give an IQ test to every new member, 159 or below gets da hammer.

...Then again, that would eliminate 80% of the members here.

No, I meant in life. Perma-ban is just a way of saying euthanisation...(also it is miraculously possible to FAIL an IQ test).

Ad also I'd lower it slightly to make sure we still have a population on earth, it just gives them more incentive to make sure their brain functions.

 

[fluffylandmine]

two words:
Universal Translators

Well then I won't be able to swear at people in German and get away with it...(it just adds more meaning if it's German)

 

[DreamKing]

I will invent a new sport that features giant robots fighting each other in matches where the loser is destroyed.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Well I'm sticking by my new idea now.
I hope you enjoy your slighly half-assed snarky tune that will now play whenever you enter a room.
Meatloaf231, for some reason, gets a lively Irish jig.

I like my tune. It means people won't think I'm the half-mad, absent minded, dumb smart-guy I'm taken for. Now I just have to figure out what my tune actualy sounds like.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Well I'm sticking by my new idea now.
I hope you enjoy your slighly half-assed snarky tune that will now play whenever you enter a room.
Meatloaf231, for some reason, gets a lively Irish jig.

I like my tune. It means people won't think I'm the half-mad, absent minded, dumb smart-guy I'm taken for. Now I just have to figure out what my tune actualy sounds like.

If you could imagine the Cheers theme song, but being sung instead of using instruments. The singers would have to be either two overweight black men, or a choir of chimps.

Edit: Or both at once

 

[demonwaffle]

The only tune playing in my head is that of sorrow, death, and destruction.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The only tune playing in my head is that of sorrow, death, and destruction.

Actually your theme music is the transformers (the original cartoon) theme song, but sung by an eight year old who doesn't know any of the words and just mumbles everything in a high pitched voice (except for the words "transformers","autobots" and "decepticons")

 

[meatloaf231]

Well I'm sticking by my new idea now.
I hope you enjoy your slighly half-assed snarky tune that will now play whenever you enter a room.
Meatloaf231, for some reason, gets a lively Irish jig.

Ok, but as soon as the crabs start dancing I am totally gone. I know you have dancing crabs.

 

[demonwaffle]

Dancing crabs................................crotch crickets..........

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Curses, it appears my plans have been discovered.

Wait hold on... what's so bad about dancing crabs that would make you want to leave?

 

[meatloaf231]

Curses, it appears my plans have been discovered.

Wait hold on... what's so bad about dancing crabs that would make you want to leave?

I don't trust any crabs that have anything to do with you. You know, the whole world domination thing.

 

[Limos]

I would give myself omnipotence, then I would secretly give different groups of people different superpowers or changes. Maybe change a Biker gang into werewolves. Give the police superpowers. But then also give some serial killers super powers and break them out. A random smattering of superpowered civilians. Give some random super conservative Jesus powers, then later take them away for fun.

Basically I would just be as big of an annoyance as I possibly could without actually revealing that I was the one doing it. It would keep me entertained for many a millenia.

 

[Calobi]

Curses, it appears my plans have been discovered.

Wait hold on... what's so bad about dancing crabs that would make you want to leave?

What isn't wrong with it?!? They're crabs, that can dance, man! Oh, the humanity.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Well I'm sticking by my new idea now.
I hope you enjoy your slighly half-assed snarky tune that will now play whenever you enter a room.
Meatloaf231, for some reason, gets a lively Irish jig.

I like my tune. It means people won't think I'm the half-mad, absent minded, dumb smart-guy I'm taken for. Now I just have to figure out what my tune actualy sounds like.

If you could imagine the Cheers theme song, but being sung instead of using instruments. The singers would have to be either two overweight black men, or a choir of chimps.

Edit: Or both at once

Chimps? Sweaty overweight men? Alright!
Though I'd prefer if my tune were a sweaty overweight jam. You know the ones, with those guys singing about those girls they want to caress? Only all he says is things like;
"I push her buttons, ain't no fussin' with my sweaty overweight jam,
I drive her crazy, she's my baby, it's my sweaty overweight jam!"
Yeah. Awesome.

 

[000Ronald]

I would make it so everyones looks reflect their personality. That way everyone would make a concious effort to be better people and you'd know a jerkwad on sight. Yeah.

This is actually a very good idea. I would second this motion.

Obviously neither of you have seen A Clockowrk Orange.

Watch it. Now.

 

[demonwaffle]

seriously who wouldnt love to be their favorite animal?