change the world

[The Iron Ninja]

Chimps? Sweaty overweight men? Alright!
Though I'd prefer if my tune were a sweaty overweight jam. You know the ones, with those guys singing about those girls they want to caress? Only all he says is things like;
"I push her buttons, ain't no fussin' with my sweaty overweight jam,
I drive her crazy, she's my baby, it's my sweaty overweight jam!"
Yeah. Awesome.

Okay I'll give you that, but The chimps will be singing the Cheers theme in the backround.

Obviously neither of you have seen A Clockowrk Orange.

Watch it. Now.

You're behind in the times my little Logician. Theme music is the new way to enlightenment.
You have no theme music yet, your musical slate... it is blank. Fill it.

I don't trust any crabs that have anything to do with you. You know, the whole world domination thing.

What? no! my crabs are for... entertaining the masses, you give them a dollar (or cut a pound in half and give it to them) and they dance. They're friendly too. See I can stick my finger into their mouths and... oh well that was just unlucky, maybe if you try.

 

[demonwaffle]

If I were the animal my personality most reflects it would be a wolf.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Chimps? Sweaty overweight men? Alright!
Though I'd prefer if my tune were a sweaty overweight jam. You know the ones, with those guys singing about those girls they want to caress? Only all he says is things like;
"I push her buttons, ain't no fussin' with my sweaty overweight jam,
I drive her crazy, she's my baby, it's my sweaty overweight jam!"
Yeah. Awesome.

Okay I'll give you that, but The chimps will be singing the Cheers theme in the backround.

Obviously neither of you have seen A Clockowrk Orange.

Watch it. Now.

You're behind in the times my little Logician. Theme music is the new way to enlightenment.
You have no theme music yet, your musical slate... it is blank. Fill it.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

If I were the animal my personality most reflects it would be a wolf.

Everyone says that, simply because a wolf is the coolest animal they can think of. Think about it for a second. Wolves. Pack animals. Strict hierarchy, one wolf at the top, one wolf at the bottom. It doesn't even matter if they're brothers, the omega heels to the alpha. Still sounding like what you wanna be?

Anyway, mine would be a gorrila. It's just the animal that springs to mind whenever people think of me. Of course, there's the brutish perception of it, but I prefer to think of the peacefull giant that only attacks when threatened.

 

[demonwaffle]

yes, I still would be a wolf. I always have been strong. In times of sorrow I am the one whom always takes charge. Like a wolf family (or the pack) comes before myself.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

In a move that will shock absolutely no-one, I decree that my animal would be a crab.
Why? Because crabs are fucking awesome.

Edit: Basically what Demonwaffle is saying is that his mother was also his sister.

Double Edit: What the hell Anarchemitis? are you in the right thread?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Pay it Forward [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward].

Purplerain, you are a highly respected Poster on this site.

Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher, we all appreciate your work on this site and wish you a long life.

John Galt, that you for filling out the cast and being egotistic.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Pay it Forward [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward].

Purplerain, you are a highly respected Poster on this site.

Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher, we all appreciate your work on this site and wish you a long life.

John Galt, that you for filling out the cast and being egotistic.

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[Jamanticus]

Chimps? Sweaty overweight men? Alright!
Though I'd prefer if my tune were a sweaty overweight jam. You know the ones, with those guys singing about those girls they want to caress? Only all he says is things like;
"I push her buttons, ain't no fussin' with my sweaty overweight jam,
I drive her crazy, she's my baby, it's my sweaty overweight jam!"
Yeah. Awesome.

Okay I'll give you that, but The chimps will be singing the Cheers theme in the backround.

Obviously neither of you have seen A Clockowrk Orange.

Watch it. Now.

You're behind in the times my little Logician. Theme music is the new way to enlightenment.
You have no theme music yet, your musical slate... it is blank. Fill it.

I don't trust any crabs that have anything to do with you. You know, the whole world domination thing.

What? no! my crabs are for... entertaining the masses, you give them a dollar (or cut a pound in half and give it to them) and they dance. They're friendly too. See I can stick my finger into their mouths and... oh well that was just unlucky, maybe if you try.

Lol.... Ahh- I just wanted you to know that I found that quite funny...

How come nobody has proposed interstellar (or maybe even intergalactic) travel?
I know: phasers. Phasers would be positively awesome, and they'd be quite handy for making shortcuts to the post office

 

[meatloaf231]

Pay it Forward [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward].

Purplerain, you are a highly respected Poster on this site.

Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher, we all appreciate your work on this site and wish you a long life.

John Galt, that you for filling out the cast and being egotistic.

What the hell are you talking about?

Well, there's this idea/book/movement/film/thing about doing a big favor for 2 people, something they couldn't do themselves, but only if they do a big favor for 2 other people.

Benjamin Franklin.

 

[PurpleRain]

Pay it Forward [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward].

Purplerain, you are a highly respected Poster on this site.

Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher, we all appreciate your work on this site and wish you a long life.

John Galt, that you for filling out the cast and being egotistic.

What the hell are you talking about?

Shh, he's being nice to me.

If I was to change the world, I would make monkies drive Taxis and cut hair. Yeah, actually I would get monkies to do all the work and labour, but they're paid in Banana's. Awesome.

 

[Souplex]

Make me rule it. Have you ever watched Pinky and the Brain as a kid and thoutght to yourself: Brain should rule the world, he is really smart and unity would be nice?

 

[demonwaffle]

Oooooh!!! Teh portal gun 4 everyone!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Pay it Forward [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward].

Purplerain, you are a highly respected Poster on this site.

Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher, we all appreciate your work on this site and wish you a long life.

John Galt, that you for filling out the cast and being egotistic.

What the hell are you talking about?

Shh, he's being nice to me.

If I was to change the world, I would make monkies drive Taxis and cut hair. Yeah, actually I would get monkies to do all the work and labour, but they're paid in Banana's. Awesome.

Yes, well who in their right mind wouldn't want a monkey butler? Or monkey bin-men? Or, hell, just monkeys everywhere?
I like monkeys.

 

[qbert4ever]

Every Thursday would become "Free Hooker and Ice-cream Day". Say goodbye wars, hello wh...

Well, you know what I mean.

 

[demonwaffle]

nice.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

perma-ban(from life) anyone who fails an IQ test

what about the "Mentally deficient" they can't help it.

I'd make the world look like hell (Fire and the color black) but still function in the same way.

Aside from male teenager fantasies (15Yr old boy) I'd go with changing it into WH40K but make myself (and other Escapists) immune from death/capture by Chaos etc.

 

[demonwaffle]

cool a fellow warhammer 40k fan. Wut army do ya have? I have spacemarines and tyranids.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Pay it Forward [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward].

Purplerain, you are a highly respected Poster on this site.

Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher, we all appreciate your work on this site and wish you a long life.

John Galt, that you for filling out the cast and being egotistic.

What the hell are you talking about?

I think he posted in the wrong thread.

 

[GenHellspawn]

perma-ban(from life) anyone who fails an IQ test

Actually, if the Ontario Science Center is to be belived, early IQ tests were made during The Segregaton by white scientists that made it feature questions that black people stereotypically asnwered wrong.

Besides, your statement basically translates into killing anybody who doesn't live up to one ideal of intelligence. You know who else thought that? Hitler.