Changing one word...

[Kinguendo]

Okay, so I was listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH) and I decided that I could drastically change the song by just changing one word in the chorus so can any of you Escapists think of anything that is changed by only changing one word... or as little as possible?

"Hit MY baby one more time..." - That was mine and it really makes you look at Britney a little differently.

EDIT: Thanks all for worrying about my mental state but I assure you I was joking, there is a bunch of "haha"s next to it ^ see.

 

[Meado]

"Sweet child of yours"
"Welcome to the bunghole"

This is easy and only mildly funny.

 

[Ultress]

Do you like your Wang? gives that song a whole new level of innuendo

 

[Abedeus]

Everytime someone says "wand" in Harry Potter, you should hear it as "wang". Turns HP into a hardcore porno fanfic.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

2+2=4 (The Lukeworm)

Kind of makes that song seem more dull.

 

[Kinguendo]

"Sweet child of yours"
"Welcome to the bunghole"

This is easy and only mildly funny.

Mildly funny is cool, better than "hey, troll"... "I'm no troll, you are troll"... and stuff.

 

[Zorg Machine]

my d**k is VIP (oh right that's actually how the song goes)
oh little boy, tiny boy, I want to make love with you (oh that's how that song goes too)

I got nothing...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

...And Justice For None.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Wait, what? Sorry for pointing out the huge elephant in the room, but why the hell were you listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album? Are you by any chance a 13 year old girl?

 

[Fairee]

Okay, so I was listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album

Why on Earth were you listening to this????? Seriously, I am concerned for your sanity.....

As for the word changing thing, I can only think of one, and it's a bit offensive so I can't post it (if I get an IP address ban, my older brother will eat me). Other than that, there's a number that can seem totally different with the right dirty mind......

Edit - ninja'd. Ah well, point still stands.

 

[Caimekaze]

Wait, what? Sorry for pointing out the huge elephant in the room, but why the hell were you listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album? Are you by any chance a 13 year old girl?

My girlfriend listens to Britney.

And Tool, The Gazette and a whole bunch of heavier stuff. We all need our vices.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

''hanging by a mole man here with you''

Hanging By A Moment by Lifehouse actually sounds like moleman lol

i mean this mole man

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Wait, what? Sorry for pointing out the huge elephant in the room, but why the hell were you listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album? Are you by any chance a 13 year old girl?

My girlfriend listens to Britney.

(Insert paedophilia joke here)

 

[Caimekaze]

Wait, what? Sorry for pointing out the huge elephant in the room, but why the hell were you listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album? Are you by any chance a 13 year old girl?

My girlfriend listens to Britney.

(Insert paedophilia joke here)

Oh no, she's the one three years older than me~

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Wait, what? Sorry for pointing out the huge elephant in the room, but why the hell were you listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album? Are you by any chance a 13 year old girl?

My girlfriend listens to Britney.

(Insert paedophilia joke here)

Oh no, she's the one three years older than me~

My point still stands.

 

[Caimekaze]

Wait, what? Sorry for pointing out the huge elephant in the room, but why the hell were you listening to "Britney Spears, The Best Of" album? Are you by any chance a 13 year old girl?

My girlfriend listens to Britney.

(Insert paedophilia joke here)

Oh no, she's the one three years older than me~

My point still stands.

Hmm. Your point is valid. Although overdone, by us nonetheless.

 

[The Great JT]

The Insidious Soliloquy Of Macbeth (From the Gwar song "The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhed Face".)

Someone Else's Girlfriend (From the Wilco song "Someone Else's Song".)

 

[Meado]

"Sweet child of yours"
"Welcome to the bunghole"

This is easy and only mildly funny.

Mildly funny is cool, better than "hey, troll"... "I'm no troll, you are troll"... and stuff.

True, I'll give you that. Plus I've just realised something. Considering what happened earlier on these forums, my second one gains bonus points.

 

[Lord George]

We will rock you to We will EAT you, hmmm now that sounds like a good title for a song actually, *runs off*

 

[Agent Larkin]

Ace of Shovels. I think thats a good one.