Character suggestions for Mario Kart?

[mrhappyface]

I'm thinking about what the next Mario Kart character would be. Maybe Nintendo might make go through with Brawl's lineup (Playing as Snake would be awesome!), or they could make up completely new characters. If i had my choice, i would either want to play as Vin Diesel, or Nico Bellic in a new version of Mario Kart.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Batman.

 

[Simalacrum]

Kratos... The race would start with a "E for Everyone" rating, and end with a "M for Mature" rating

 

[mrhappyface]

Kratos... The race would start with a "E for Everyone rating", and end with a "M for Mature" rating [/quote
Hmmm, what would he ride on? A Cyclops!?

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Keyser Soze.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Bruce Willis

 

[AkJay]

I can't really think of a good character, we already have the Koopa's. Samus Aran, maybe?

 

[10BIT]

Spoiler: Fawful!

Well, at least he has a chance.

 

[mrhappyface]

I can't really think of a good character, we already have the Koopa's. Samus Aran, maybe?

That would actually be pretty intersting, seeing how Samus would use her awesome powerups.

 

[comadorcrack]

Link. And watch his mind explode from future Kart technology!

 

[mrhappyface]

Batman.

Batmobile? Or the tank from Dark Knight?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Batman.

Batmobile? Or the tank from Dark Knight?

Who the hell would pick the tank before the batmobile?

 

[HollywoodH17]

Oh Captain Falcon all the way. He's used to racing at speeds 100x those of the Mario Karts, so he'd be awesome. Star Fox, too. (Do a power slide!)

 

[mrhappyface]

Mad Max would also be cool.

 

[MBergman]

Teen Mario, we have grown up and baby, time for the one in between.
Teen Mario is a rebellious transvestite with a "fuck you!" attitude. Instead of using mushrooms for speed boosts he snorts them (obviously) which makes him drive into everyone, blaming them of course.Special moves include flashing his hairy, Italian fake breasts, making other racers puke and drive into a corner where they will bleach their eyes in an attempt to forever wash away the picture.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Bruce Willis

Him or maybe Johnny Depp lol

 

[Gigaguy64]

I can't really think of a good character, we already have the Koopa's. Samus Aran, maybe?

Yes.
ALL BOW DOWN TO HER AWESOMENESS.
:3
But really, i think Samus could work.

 

[mrhappyface]

Johnny Klebitz. Special Move: Driveby Shooting!

 

[tomtom94]

Shigeru Miyamoto himself, just so he can learn how it feels to be BLUE SHELLED HALF AN INCH FROM THE LINE.

On a non-serious note, Spider-Man.

 

[Ocelot GT]

Spoiler

Ask any real Mario racer...

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.