Everyone has one. A character that everybody seems to like for reasons you cannot understand because they make you want to drop kick a baby panda. I have 3.
Cloud from FF7. I love FF 7 but Clould is so boring. About 40 mins into the game I just wanted to reach into the game and tell him to cheer the fuck up.
Ron Weasly from Harry Potter. I do not really like Harry Potter but I have fond memories of reading them to my sisters every night when they were young. However Ron bloody Weasly. All this guy ever seems to do is complain and fuck up. The guy is mostly useless. So is Harry but he has the whole chosen one thing going for him. I love my sisters and would do almost anything for them but having to read a book with this shit for brains character in them really pushed me to the limit. Luckly they lost interest after book 5 and I started reading them good books.
Ever read the Eragon books? If not then good as they are at their best mediocre and at their worst brain leaking out of you ears bad. There is a character called Murtagh. His Dad was mean to him and everybody likes his friend the main character more than him so he allows himself to be used as an instrument of mass murder by the bad guy. He also kills one of the main support characters because he wanted to and it is said that while he is a slave to the bad guy he enjoys killing masses of people because why the hell not. The author was going to kill him but apparently so many fans liked him he did not. He does one good thing at the end and everybody is like 'You killed 100,000 people but did one good act at the end there so were good bro, off you go' How could anyone like this pathetic, self pitying, psychotic douche nozzle?
Cloud from FF7. I love FF 7 but Clould is so boring. About 40 mins into the game I just wanted to reach into the game and tell him to cheer the fuck up.
Ron Weasly from Harry Potter. I do not really like Harry Potter but I have fond memories of reading them to my sisters every night when they were young. However Ron bloody Weasly. All this guy ever seems to do is complain and fuck up. The guy is mostly useless. So is Harry but he has the whole chosen one thing going for him. I love my sisters and would do almost anything for them but having to read a book with this shit for brains character in them really pushed me to the limit. Luckly they lost interest after book 5 and I started reading them good books.
Ever read the Eragon books? If not then good as they are at their best mediocre and at their worst brain leaking out of you ears bad. There is a character called Murtagh. His Dad was mean to him and everybody likes his friend the main character more than him so he allows himself to be used as an instrument of mass murder by the bad guy. He also kills one of the main support characters because he wanted to and it is said that while he is a slave to the bad guy he enjoys killing masses of people because why the hell not. The author was going to kill him but apparently so many fans liked him he did not. He does one good thing at the end and everybody is like 'You killed 100,000 people but did one good act at the end there so were good bro, off you go' How could anyone like this pathetic, self pitying, psychotic douche nozzle?