Characters that are a disgrace to gaming

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omegawyrm

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Tanksie said:
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CupboardNinja said:
Any anime character. They're all so annoying and unoriginal.
mcattack92 said:
Any character from an Anime series or from Final Fantasy. They are all just so terrible.
Ignore the trolls, and move along please.
THEY. ARE. NOT. TROLLS.
they were asked for an opinion and they gave 1
just because you disagree with what they said, doesnt make them trolls.
guy 1"hey man, whats your favorite ice-cream flavor?"
guy 2"chocolate. whats yours?"
guy 1"rasberry."
guy 2"Fuck you you fucking troll! Why do you have to be a hater? why dont we have the same opinion?"

This is how retarded you sound right now.

OT: the guy from fable 1 who told me to eat food and drink potions.
next time the media want gamers blood they can have his.
When you generalize an entire medium in such an obvious and exclusionary way, especially one that comes from a culture different from yours, then you've got to be:
A. ignorant
B. bigoted
C. a troll

So it's probably trolling, and calling other people retarded isn't going to change that.
 

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mjc0961 said:
Tibs said:
First thing that pops into my mind is Cole from Infamous.
That was my first though too.

Chemical Horse said:
Infamous 1 or 2?

I'll admit he was a prick in 2, but in 1 he was an endearing relatable person who, in a split second and stroke of sudden fate became the sole person who could preserve and protect the entirety of humanity.

But yeah, I wanted to kick him in the balls in the second game.
Gotta disagree, he was a pretty big douchebag in the first game. I found nothing endearing and certainly nothing relatable about him at all. He spent the first half of the game whining that his bitchy girlfriend was upset with him and letting her treat him like shit when he should have just kicked her ass to the curb (if the game developers wanted us to feel any kind of emotion about her that isn't "what a *****", they failed miserably). Then he spends the second half being upset about the double cross, despite the fact that the writing was so bad that it was painfully obvious that it was going to happen. And who cares anyway because that character was also a douchebag just like Cole and his girlfriend.

...Actually, I'd like to expand my answer. The entire cast of inFamous, not just Cole, are a disgrace to gaming.

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Also, I'd like to nominate the entire case of Command and Conquer 4. Sadly, that even includes Kane. Yes, they even managed to screw Kane up in that game. It all stems from this stupid wife character they threw in to be the wife of you, the player. She pops up a few times and says "I love you" and "Be careful". That's it. There is no characterization there at all, she's just some random, moderately attractive woman that they keep tossing on screen while saying "CARE ABOUT HER SHE IS YOUR WIFE OMG!!!!!" Then...

She dies. And if you're on GDI, they keep trying to motivate you by talking about getting payback for your dead wife that you, the player, have absolutely no connection to and quite frankly don't really care that she died. And now I'm supposed to want to get NOD because they killed her. Uhm, yeah. Whatever. How about I get NOD because they're doing stuff that's probably evil. Yeah, that sounds like a better motivation. But no, everyone keeps reminding you of teh wifez.

And if you're on NOD, it's worse. Surprise, she's not dead! Kane saved her, and is holding her hostage to make sure you follow orders. He threatens to harm her if you don't obey. My reaction? Kill her, see if I care. Really, I can't believe you're trying to control me with this threat. It's pathetic.


So there it is. Two games with absolutely awful storytelling because they're full of obnoxious, unlikeable characters that the game apparently thinks I should care about because it assigns them titles like "main character's best friend" or "main character's wife" without doing any proper characterization. I could probably dig up other characters from other games too (Big from Sonic Adventure immediately shows up looking for his fucking frog), but I've spent too long writing this already.
I was actually overjoyed when I was forced to choose between saving Trish and the doctors. I thought: "Wait, I can kill her(be responsible for her death) and actually get good points for it!? WOOHOO!!!"

If they tried to make me like her character, epic fail.

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Sounds like someone is just mad because someone else said so.
Not Tidus's fault he is a time anomaly(because he is) and is from a different time and no one woudl believe him if he said so. Besides Auron makes up for having Tidus.
Actually, he's a dream construct manifested by the Fayth of Gagazet in the exact same way that Aeons and Sin (and Jecht) are. He's basically like Valefor but with the ability to stick around forever. Jecht and Tidus were manifest outside of the Dream Zanarkand as part of a plan by the Fayth to free themselves from having to dream Zanarkand for eternity under the enslavement of Yu Yevon.

And besides are you telling me you wouldn't do stupid things in his shoes?
What you want you character to be great all of the time and all knowing?
Exactly. He starts the game as a point of view character, someone from a world not too unlike ours who has no working knowledge of Spira. He's there as an exposition sponge, so people can explain the aspects of Spira that Spirans would know but he would not.

Starting the game as a Tag-a-long, he's there to witness Yuna's story. By the time they reach Zanarkand tho, he realizes who and what he is, and what will happen if they defeat Sin for good. He does so anyways, giving up his entire existence for the sake of this land he's a stranger to. That's what he means when he says 'This is MY story.' Because the journey to sacrifice Yuna to defeat Sin temporarily has, at that point, become HIS plan to sacrifice himself to defeat Sin permanently.

Fitting considering he's a literal manifestation of the death wish of the Fayth.

Tidus was perhaps the most realistic character I have seen Square done compared to the "we get everything right except the things we couldn't prevent"types we get now.
I dunno, I liked Squall. I like character development and Squall does some literally growing up in Final Fantasy 8.

Regardless, let's look at the Final Fantasies for whiney protagonists.

Seven had Cloud, a warrior who spends most of the game pressing forward with quiet stoic bravado, until he comes to realize that he's being manipulated by Jenova cells implanted in him. He finds out he's not the person he thought he was, that instead he's been putting up a shell of self-deception to cover some trauma he can't quite sort out. Eventually he sorts out this trama, and comes to terms with who he was, but more importantly, who he's become, and he makes a choice to be the stoic hero rather than the weak coward.

Notice he never complains about this. He doesn't whine, he doesn't passive-aggressively expect others to do the work for him. He never actually whines. All he does is calmly, stoicly, and sadly, accept things as they come, until he determines he doesn't have to, and frees himself from his own mental problems.

You cam say Squall is a bit of a whiner, but he's really more of a brooder. He's a teenager who doesn't quite know his place in the world, an orphan who lost everyone he loves and is throwing himself into his work in order to forget. He's very sad, and lonely, but prefers the pain of loneliness to the risk of losing someone he cares about.

Not many people deal with death when you're as young as Squall was when he lost his mother, his father disappeared, and his sister. Believe it or not, Squall is a very realistic portrayal of such a character. He has abandonment issues, but the point behind his character isn't in where he started... it's how he grows out of it. Suddenly Rinoa comes into his life, and her nature clashes with his reclusiveness. The thing to remember with Squall is that he isn't happy being reclusive, he's actually miserable, but afraid. Rinoa drags him from that, but in the process he learns he CAN depend on others, Rinoa AND his friends. Fate has dictated that Squall grow up and become a man, a good man, one that cares about everyone around him.

And he DOES care. He's just afraid.

Sidane goes batshit crazy and almost joins the other team when he realizes he was created to destroy the world. No comment.

Tidus doesn't whine, he presses forward stupidly with determination while questioning Spira's death cycles. Like anyone of us might.

No one in FF12 whines. Ashe and Vaan mourn, but at no point do they ever whine.

The only character that whines in FF13 is Hope, and let's be honest... he just lost his mother.

So... where is the whiney protagonist that seems to pervade Final Fantasy? I sure as hell can't find him. I find attempts at realized characters who have internal conflicts they eventually grow out of, rather than Marty Sues who have no problems at all but at least they don't complain about it.

Denariax said:
Simple. WoW destroyed mainstream PC gaming. Notice how most went to consoles.
Console gaming has won over gamers and developers for many reasons. Ease of piracy is an issue. The costs involved in running a current machine are another. The need to ensure hardware conflicts do not interfere with your gaming experience is another. Market penetration and easy of use of consoles are another.

Now, I've played WoW... and it has nothing to do with these things, which have been problems with PC gaming as long as there has been PC gaming... or are you going to tell us that Blizzard went back in time and made games require mucking about in Config.sys way back in the day...

Not to mention, PC Gamers that actually outcry against their platform's remaining success stories. No wonder developers are moving away from you... they're afraid that if they start to be successful on the platform PC elitist snobs will BLAME there success for PC gaming's downfall. IT'S TOO POPULAR AND MAKES PC GAMING TOO ATTRACTIVE SO IT'S BAD. Seriously guy, stfu, you're actually more of a contributer to PC gaming's death than something that proves PC gaming can work.
Epic post on Final Fantasy. Well done.
 

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Well... I dunno, from all the games I've played, there's no characters I'd call a disgrace, being annoying though is also a human trait, so for characters to be just evil or annoying doesn't make them a disgrace.

Although... If I had to choose I'd go with Lara Croft, and no I do not believe Nathan Drake is a bad character, I think he's an awesome character, he is indeed a tomb raider too but he kills in self defence, or to save the world, also, he seem kinda poor... Lara Croft goes around killing people and animals because they're her rivals, she's rich, she doesn't need more treasure, since this is The Escapist, just watch Zero Punctuation, he says it all.
 

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Actually, there's a lot of people who believe in things. Personally I lost a few friends to the online monstrosity; even after dragging them, literally, outside to get some air. And this is from a guy who just spent the last 8 hours getting past 2 chapters in Alice.

Sure, there were a lot of contributors, but the thing is, the time, and MONEY, spent on a subscription for WoW; Any MMO, mind; actually hits the rest of the genres pretty hard.
 

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Indrick Boreale. You have shamed your fellow Space Marines by not shooting yourself in the head the moment you started talking.
 

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Cockney_Jesus said:
Carth from KOTOR
I heard this before, but I never got it. What's so bad about Carth? I liked him a hell of a lot more than Anton from KotOR II

Neverhoodian said:
Rosh Penin from Jedi Academy gets my vote.

..sudden urge to strangle something.
I couldn't agree more. I dislike lot's of characters, but Rosh is one of few that truly is a disgrace.
 

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Ben Agar said:
OT; I hate frigging Jack she is just a psychotic *****, even after her sad back story was revealed to me I still found her to be an utter *****.
THANK YOU. Someone else agrees. I get she's supposed to be all defensive and whatnot, but there's a difference between being callous and walking around going "IMMA *****! RARG!" I swear half her dialogue ended with her saying "uber-*****"...
 

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Iconsting said:
Roxas from Kingdom Hearts.

"This game's too fun. Looks like we'll have to add in an annoying, broody character to hijack the campaign, taking out all the good parts to make room for endless angst."
While I liked Kingdom Hearts 2, I have to say yeah, Roxas and the nobodies pretty much hijacked the whole series and turned the story into a convoluted mess.
 

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Prince Regent said:
Cockney_Jesus said:
Carth from KOTOR
I heard this before, but I never got it. What's so bad about Carth? I liked him a hell of a lot more than Anton from KotOR II.
For me my problem with Carth is that he whines so much. He continually talks about how he doesn't want trust you and he's afraid you'll betray him. Seriously, he won't shut up about it. He isn't a horrible character, just an annoying one.
 

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Et3rnalLegend64 said:
CupboardNinja said:
Any anime character. They're all so annoying and unoriginal.
mcattack92 said:
Any character from an Anime series or from Final Fantasy. They are all just so terrible.
You're beating up on anime characters in a thread about video game characters. Really? And if you mean to say any and all anime-style games, then Persona 4 would like to have a chat with you.
And Death Note, but I digress.

OT: Really, any brooding hyper-masculine soldier with a preposterous physique and a voice like he just ate half a gravel pit.
 

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Rico from the Killzone series, an incredibly unlikeable "gangsta" prick even without me rooting for the Helghast, but when the game has him kill off one of the best characters of the entire series, gives him a nonsensical 2 min whine about superior officers that has nothing to do with anything and then bring him into the 3rd game where he continues to be an all round twat, oh it makes me so mad I want to cave in his skull repeatedly.

He also has a stupid haircut in KZ3!
 

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Cockney_Jesus said:
Carth from KOTOR
Nooo! NOOOO! D=
I loved him! When he showed up in KoToR 2 I fanwanked the disk away.
Though tbf my favourite memory of that game was seducing him as a female character then betraying him for Bastila at the end; I found his betrayal tantrum hilarious =D

OT: Zaalbaar and Mission from KotoR. I made him kill his whiny tag-along and then I killed him. With fire.
 

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Cass from Fallout NV was maybe not a disgrace, but she sure as hell annoyed me half to death. Some of her comments were so... Stupid. Felt kinda good when
Jean-Baptiste fried her ass
 

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Chemical Horse said:
Tibs said:
First thing that pops into my mind is Cole from Infamous.
Infamous 1 or 2?

I'll admit he was a prick in 2, but in 1 he was an endearing relatable person who, in a split second and stroke of sudden fate became the sole person who could preserve and protect the entirety of humanity.

But yeah, I wanted to kick him in the balls in the second game.
Really? I liked him more in the second game. He was just funnier and wasn't as gruff. He was still good in the first, but I think better in the second. His voice actor was more annoying though...
 

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Oh, I want to add Reaver from Fable 2 to the list. He's basically the "I want a character who's a complete dick to the player and get's absoluetly nothing bad in return" character. He's pointless (since the prophecy could easily work with only 3 heroes instead of 4), he's annoying as hell, his exsistance only points out how linear the game actually is "What? I can kill random townsfolk for looking at me but I can't kill this one guy who actually deserves it?" and is just plain stupid in a game where one of the underlying themes is "You -can- be evil, but you'll suffer the consequences for being so!"
 

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CleverCover said:
GrimHeaper said:
Tingle

I should say no more.. but I will
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmericansHateTingle
People need to try harder and list actual Disgraces.
Hmm..what that? I've never heard of that character...
A link to find out more? Well...of course!
Oh God...It's--it's...TV TROPES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'M TRAPPED! HELPPPP!
BUAHAHHAHAHAH as planned!
Valdus said:
Bayonetta - When did "sarcastic, sex-obsessed, arrogant ***** with mommy issues" become sexy or entertaining?
She wasn't meant to be.
Mainly she was just doing her thing.
 

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mcnally86 said:
Mallefunction said:
Tidus from FFX
Or pretty much all FF heroes XD outside of maybe Zidane.
Wakka? He was awesome. Also those cat...things. You know what red and the gun arm guys were cool too. I would say FF after a certain point although all Cids are awesome.
Unfortunately Wakka wasn't the protagonists of FFX.... which was a shame, because it would made the games 400x better, and infinityX cooler