characters you love in the game...but...well,if you met them at a party...

[Copter400]

Andrew Ryan.

Me: Oh wow, man, I love Objectivsm.
Ryan: Objectivsm? That noble morality that suggests that the strong should not be constrained by the small? I had that in mind when I constructed the city, the paradise, Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the great would not be stopped by the small, where the scientist could pursue his curiostiy without the constraints of petty morality. For you see, Rapture is coming back to life. The schools, the shops, they're beginning to open again, one by one. YOU HEAR ME, FONTAINE?! YOU CANNOT DESTROY THE CITY!!
Me: You looked better with the golf club in your head.

 

[Flour]

HK-47. I love, love the character, but he would murder me immediately upon meeting me.

He wouldn't kill you immediately. But you could be in the way to his real target.(not that he cares)

I wouldn't want to meet that blood witch from Jericho at a party, she has a few too many trauma's from her youth and if you'd piss her off that crazy Mexican guy with the fire demon in his arm would feed you to his pet demon.

 

[Foolish Mortal]

My stealth character from Oblivion. I love playing as him, but, you know... he's in the Dark Brotherhood. It's a cheery little faction of death-worshipping assassins. In the entrance exam you have to kill two people, minimum.

Add in that he once heroically stopped a goblin war from ravaging a newly built village, waited until the village was completed and everyone was enjoying the fresh air, and then started the war again. In the middle of the town. And killed all the settlers. And took all their stuff.

 

[suck it trebek]

Abe from Oddworld.
Sure it'd be fun for a while but eventually he'd just tell everyone to follow him into a flock of birds or just start farting.

thats what I do at virtually any party I'm at (minus the birds)

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Link... it would be all fun and games until suddenly the world turns evil around him. That and the same issues as Dr Freeman.

"So link how are you doing?"
"..."
"That Zeldas pretty hot aye?"
*Jumping face stab*

 

[Zombie_King]

Altair.
Sure after we meet and he showed off his assortment of sharp pointy things and that wrist blade thing we'd be bestest of friends, but after an hour of hearing him talk like a Renaissance fair geek I'd end up kicking him in the throat, and thus meeting an early grave by previously said sharp pointy things.

Seconded.

Gordon Freeman. It would get kind of one-sided with him being a mute and all, but in the end, I'd feel pressured becuase he's such a prominent 'mythic' legend. I'd have to break it off.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

I would have to say the compainion cube, not one for conversation. Or Duke Nukem I'd just get tired of his one liners.

He'd probably never show up for the party.

It's been about ten years, and he still isn't here for our little birthday bash...
Anywho, I can't believe no one's said Sho Minamimoto from TWEWY. He'd be a dick at parties. Talking in math-talk and throwing stuff into his trash pile randomly.
Me: So Sho, how's the punch?
Sho: It's garbage! CRUNCH! I'll add it to the heap!