Cheeky little things game makers do.

[wwjdftw]

You probably know what I am talking about, A funny quote or an easter egg making fun of a compettitors game. A ton of games have them, What are your favorties?


Mine, probably has to be the description of the knife on BFBC2

Combat knife
"Ideal for close quarters where the continuum of force has been isolated to hand to hand combat. For optimum performace the leading edge, Aka "pointy end" should be apllied to the enemy and thrust into vital areas. This should be repeated as nessecary."

 

[azncutthroat]

From BC2 as well:
"The AED is capable of resuscitating victims in a state of cardiac arrest. Administration must be done within seconds of arrest. It is inadvisable to use it on a healthy individual or as a form of 'entertainment'".

Also, Blizzard, in the Diablo II's manual, put this disclaimer for Hardcore mode:

"Note: Blizzard Entertainment is in no way responsible for your Hardcore character. If you choose to create and play a Hardcore character, you do so at your own risk. Blizzard is not responsible for the death and loss of your hardcore characters for any reason including Internet lag, bugs, Acts of God, your little sister or any other reason whastsoever. Consult the End User License Agreement for more details. Blizzard will not, and does not have the capability to restore any deceased Hardcore characters. Don't even ask. La-la-la-la-la, we can't hear you..."

 

[Jackalb]

Dragon Age:
"Glamour Charm:This minor magical charm captures the viewer's attention and distra... ooo, pretty... "

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Mine has to go to BF:BC1, The Gears of War style trailer was the funniest thing I hav seen in a game for a long while

 

[Hayday]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck325kilXj0&feature=related

 

[Worgen]

wicked K from darksiders

 

[xDHxD148L0]

In conker's bad fur day, if you dont touch the controller and just let him stand still he will pull an old school game boy and start playing.

 

[Gladion]

The manual in Grim Fandango said something like "Everyone who smokes in this game is dead. Think about it."
The Fallout 3 manual was also pretty funny. Are the others' too? I don't own the manuals of them.

 

[Srdjan]

Well I think the unit speech in Warcraft 3 hits the point...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7C9rc6887s

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

a few months ago, i was kinda drunk and had some water spill on my laptop screen accidently, so i was looking up my warranty with dell and what not, and they also had the "act of god" line in there as a plausible reason, at the time it was just really funny to see Dell, a major international computer company, resort to that as a possible reason for computer support under the warranty


but OT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAf6vrGoIYk&feature=related

this made me laugh so fucking much as a kid, anytime he popped out

 

[Meggiepants]

Just about every item in Disgaea games. I love to go to the shops just to read the descriptions of the items there.

Infernal Armor: It's returned with an upgraded smell.

Tentacle: Keep away from girls in skirts.

Smelly jacket: Soaked in the passion of men.

Charred Newt: It didn't get better.

Pinpoint Barrier: A part of your body will become super hard.

Oh I could read these things all day...

 

[Johnnyallstar]

STOP POKING ME! And all the other little 4th wall breaking in the old Warcraft games the orcs did.