Cheeky Nandos - the most fun you can have with an American

[Danny Dowling]

The Cheeky Nandos thing has been a lot of fun, and the explanations are just killing it. This thread is in appreciation of that.

 

[Aerosteam]

Now you see, bruv, bruv, BRUV, righ cheeky Nondos righ? Yeah, pure.

It's when you walk into one of them buildings, righ, and Stevie goes "This ain't Nandos. Let's ave Nandos".

Then Jack goes "cheeky?" and Stevie goes "what do you fink you stupid ****".

 

[Danny Dowling]

It's when you're hank marvin and your mate Gazza, who's a top lad, is just like "lads let's get a cheeky Nandos" and you're just like "Gaz my son you complete ledge." So you go to Nandos and the banter is pucker.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Now you see, bruv, bruv, BRUV, righ cheeky Nondos righ? Yeah, pure.

It's when you walk into one of them buildings, righ, and Stevie goes "This ain't Nandos. Let's ave Nandos".

Then Jack goes "cheeky?" and Stevie goes "what do you fink you stupid ****."

How to tell that this is a fake cheeky Nandos story: There's no ledge in your crew called Gazza.

It's when you're hank marvin and your mate Gazza, who's a top lad, is just like "lads let's get a cheeky Nandos" and you're just like "Gaz my son you complete ledge." So you go to Nandos and the banter is pucker.

This, on the other hand, is a top notch cheeky Nandos story.

*drives off in the bantmobile*

 

[Aerosteam]

How to tell that this is a fake cheeky Nandos story: There's not ledge in your crew called Gazza.

There was a real guy in my circle of friends I had in high school we called Gazza (or Gary), I didn't want to cross the streams of reality and avin banter.

 

[Danny Dowling]

Now you see, bruv, bruv, BRUV, righ cheeky Nondos righ? Yeah, pure.

It's when you walk into one of them buildings, righ, and Stevie goes "This ain't Nandos. Let's ave Nandos".

Then Jack goes "cheeky?" and Stevie goes "what do you fink you stupid ****."

How to tell that this is a fake cheeky Nandos story: There's no ledge in your crew called Gazza.

It's when you're hank marvin and your mate Gazza, who's a top lad, is just like "lads let's get a cheeky Nandos" and you're just like "Gaz my son you complete ledge." So you go to Nandos and the banter is pucker.

This, on the other hand, is a top notch cheeky Nandos story.

*drives off in the bantmobile*

Cause I'm a top bantersaurus rex lad, my mate's the Archbishop of Banterbury

 

[sky14kemea]

This is some top quality thread, mate. Fookin' tenouttaten.

The banter in here is bantastic, I hope to see more of it, or I'll be right rogered off.

 

[NiPah]

I don't understand, whats a Nando?

 

[Andy Shandy]

Top bantz, Dazza, ya ledge. Was gettin' a Maccies, but now I'm gonna hop in the bantmobile and smash a cheeky Nandos.

 

[Barbas]

I don't understand, whats a Nando?

I think it's some kind of chicken joint in the UK - it's the one that isn't KFC.

This is probably why English is the weirdest language I have ever heard.

 

[Asita]

I'm hearing SNL. Is anyone else hearing SNL? Cause I thought it was all knees up and I'd be chuffed to bits, but with all the chin wagging I lost the plot. And now I've just got the hump because I don't understand a lick of what's going on and it makes me feel like I'm going barmy, if that makes sense.

 

[Simskiller]

I don't understand, whats a Nando?

I think it's some kind of chicken joint in the UK - it's the one that isn't KFC.

This is probably why English is the weirdest language I have ever heard.

Wait UK? I read all this as from an aussie.

 

[ThreeName]

Wait UK? I read all this as from an aussie.

Nah champ, this is all Pommy-speak. Here's the true blue version:

Righto mate it?s like this, you?re havin? a sunday sesh gettin fuckin? maggot with the boys, havin? a right piss up and it?s fully sick. Daveo and Steveo are settin up the barbie to cook some snags but ya fuckin? gas bottle?s carked it! Bazza?s like who?s keen for a maccas run but you had maccas for brekky and Tommo had it this arvo. Then Archie, the fuckin? mad **** he is, goes hey boys I?ll be DD, piles us into the commodore (SSV cuz he?s on big mobs of cash doin FIFO) and we all cruise down to Nandos for a feed.

 

[ArcaneGamer]

The Cheeky Nandos thing has been a lot of fun, and the explanations are just killing it. This thread is in appreciation of that.

...Well, time to take my medication. My head hurts again. God dang it.

 

[Shiftygiant]

I don't understand, whats a Nando?

I think it's some kind of chicken joint in the UK - it's the one that isn't KFC.

This is probably why English is the weirdest language I have ever heard.

I'll level with you both right now. Nandos is a Portuguese restaurant chain in the UK* that specializes in Spicy Chicken based dishes. It's cheap, it's nice, and it's bloody cheeky.

*With restaurants also in Ireland, Turkey, Cyprus, Lebanon, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, Dubai, Oman, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Singapore, Malaysia, Australia, New Zealand, Nigeria, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Malawi, Mauritius, Namibia, Botswana, South Africa, Swaziland, Lesotho, Canada and yes, even in America.

I'm sorry for spoiling it, it's just now becoming painful to see peoples bewilderment at it.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

In this thread:


Seriously though, this is the reason the English language option usually has an American flag next to it.

 

[Total LOLige]

I've never had a Nando's, feel like I'm letting the side down.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Fucks sake guys, the bible said Adam and Eve not banter with Steve!

I like to park the banterbus and score for Bantchester united myself but my bants are only pizza hut level.


Oh, and Nandos is overpriced SHITE. everyone raves about it, I was so dissapointed, definitely not cheeky.

 

[Danny Dowling]

I've never had a Nando's, feel like I'm letting the side down.

100% of your side is being a tad let down right now my son. Be sure to be a complete ledge and get your lads to the Nando shack shifty quick. Make sure when you order to sneak in the word "cheeky" at least 3 times, and when it gets read back to you you confirm with "oioi, champion".

Yeah, that's cheeky

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I love you guys.
Seriously, this thread has made me laugh harder than I have in months!

Be careful though, if we Americans decide that this so called "cheeky nandos" is awesome then we might decide to bring some "FREEDOM" to your countries.