Cheesiest Line/Character/Voice Acting in a game

[trooper112]

I was recently playing the Resident Evil remake on ds and thought that some of the voice acting was terrible, also the line right at the start "I hope this isn't chris' blood" made me wet my pants as it was said in the most robotic manner ever.

What is your cheesiest character/line or voice acting in a game and why?

 

[Trivun]

"Jill sandwich" and "Master of Unlocking". [/thread]

[restart_thread] Also, probably half the Cole Train's quotes from Gears of War. That said, they're also funny, and the games are awesome... [/restart_thread]

 

[Kandon Arc]

If you ever played confidential mission on dreamcast, they just tried to fit every pun or spy cliche into one game. Audio torture.

 

[EeveeElectro]

"What is this?"

"No... Don't open that door!"

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Oh, but the best line in Gears of War has to be

IT'S A GIANT WORM! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!

The line is yelled with such fury that (coupled with the ridiculousness of the line itself) it can't help but be funny.

 

[Kinichie]

Any line by Shelke in Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus.

 

[DangerChimp]

Oh, but the best line in Gears of War has to be

IT'S A GIANT WORM! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!

The line is yelled with such fury that (coupled with the ridiculousness of the line itself) it can't help but be funny.

Totally. That's the winner. Though MGS4 is LITTERED with nonsensical gems dripping with processed cheddar.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Try listening to the script for Umbrella Chronicles. It's worse than the originals, and has none of the cheesycharm (yes, one word) that the others seem to have. Just plain awful.

Final Fantasy X- stiff, rigid, stiff, rigid, terrible voice acting. The worst is when you compare Yuna between X and X-2. The Gullwing cheers made me feel a bit ill.

 

[nohorsetown]

For voice acting, there's always Chaos Wars. There are some heelarious videos of the voice acting in that game.. it's REALLY bad. Haven't actually played it.

And yeah, what that other person said about MGS4. The whole series is pretty cheese-laden, but I think it's intentional. The "beauties" really upped the ante this time around. It's so over-the-top that it transcends bad writing. Man, those cutscenes are a hoot!

 

[Robz_Defheadz]

"your my hero Cortez"
"I know"
Time Splittlers future perfect is chocked full of these!

 

[Unknower]

In Hitman: Codename 47, Mr. 47's line: "Excuse me, I have to use the BATHROOM." That line got stuck in my head after I first heard it.

Jaden Korr in Jedi Academy. Cheesy voice acting + Mary Sue -lines yay!

Rexxar and some other voice actors in Warcraft III: Frozen Throne Bonus Campaign.

 

[SirMax]

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic which I thought was well written overall:
Calo Nord: "I'm here to collect the bounty on your scaly green heads"
Random thug: "Over my dead body!"

 

[Zer_]

Duke Nukem 3D.

I win.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"What was that noise? Whatever, must've been the wind."
That happens to me a lot in stealth games.

 

[TheMushroomClub]

Every Sonic game from Sonic Heroes onwards was injected with cheese through extra large hypodermic needles.

 

[Low Frost]

Every line in RAD. I love the game, but god if the voice work isn't horrible.

 

[SpikedDeception]

Resident Evil REALLY tops the list here.

"Phew... Thanks, Barry."
"That was a close one. You almost became a JILL SANDWICH."

Or...

"Here, take this."
"What's this?"
"It's a lockpick. I'm sure the MASTER OF UNLOCKING..."

God... *Facepalm*

 

[minoes]

Every line in RAD. I love the game, but god if the voice work isn't horrible.

Is RAD, Robot Alchemical Drive?
If it is, I´m with you.

 

[Death_Reaver1]

The voice acting in the house of the dead games is very cheesy and I think the best line I've heard is "Walk softly and carry a big gun" from Dawn of War because it is so cheesy but so epically awesome at the same time