Cheesy action movie one liners

[AceDefective]

what i mean is like one-liners that action movie stars say like
"It's 2o Glock, time to die"
i want to see what you can make up

 

[Omikron009]

I've probably heard this somewhere before, so tell me where it's from if it is from something, but:

After shooting down an airplane or helicopter. "You're flight's been delayed. Permanently."

 

[Carlston]

"I don't care if you tell me where your boss is or not. I could really care less,
but you see my friend...the one behind me with the lightning bolts coming out of his eyes, and the fire surrounding his body is really curious so you might want to start talking..."

 

[Elephant Walker19]

"GET TO DA CHOPPA"

 

[Angel_0A]

"Who's an ugly duckling NOW?!"
Just imagine Arnie with a shotgun... it could work.

 

[MinishArcticFox]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

 

[Griphphin]

Oh God, anything my Schwarzenegger xD
*Impales a guy on a steam pipe*
"Better let off some steam."
Found it!

 

[Vrex360]

In Predator there's a point where Arnie throws a huge knife that then pins a mercenary to the wall, he then smiles and says:
"Stick around."

I am still unsure whether to laugh or groan at that line.

 

[William Dickbringer]

"If you wanna be a farmer you need some acres" *kicks guy in the balls*
you have just been erased
screw you benny
here's subzero now plain zero
See You At The Party Richter

 

[Doctor What]

Nameless henchman#1906483: "How did you survive that hailstorm of bullets and explosions?"

Hero: "Death, is only for the dead!(as he punches the henchman's head clean off)"

 

[RatRace123]

Villain: I see you've made it past my henchmen.

Hero: Deoderant.


I...I'm not very good at one liners.

 

[yoda3d2]

GET TO DA CHOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[S.R.S.]

Seeing as how I've been ninja'd by three people already I'll add one from Aliens;

"They're coming outta the goddamn walls!"

 

[Carlston]

Did you just kill a guy with a french horn?

IT NOT A TUBA!

 

[bigmike5400]

Commando when Schwarzenegger pins Bennett to the wall with a pipe blowing steam and says "Let off some steam, Bennett".

 

[nairb1582]

Did you just kill a guy with a french horn?

IT NOT A TUBA!

Boy, you really sousa-phoned that one in.

 

[Deviltongue]

WHO ORDERED THE KICKASS FAJITAS?!

 

[nairb1582]

Spent ten minutes thinking and finally remembered it.
"We're taking a joyride to hell and you're riding...*cocks pump action* SHOTGUN!"

 

[Carlston]

Did you just kill a guy with a french horn?

IT NOT A TUBA!

Boy, you really sousa-phoned that one in.

Eh had to think of something to link for Arnold and Kinder garden Cop...all the other action movies are easy. But the "it's not a tumor!" line is bout all that movie ever spawned...


Had to try ;p