Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

[Urgh76]

We've all heard them before, but this is a place for our favorites. See and share, browse and house. :3

Mine:

"Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them"

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

*Lick your finger and touch her clothes* "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"

 

[Skorpyo]

Does this smell like Chloroform?

 

[Paksenarrion]

For the longest time, I've wanted to dress up as Bridget during conventions/Halloween, walk up to random guys, smile and state, "I have a penis!"

...the right ones say yes.

 

[neokarl]

Somebody call the US army, I just found a WMD. (Woman of My Dreams)

 

[Fishtie]

It's dangerous to go alone. Take ME.

(The sad thing is that I actually watched one of my friends try this in a bar to a girl he had been told was a total nerd. It was so sad to see him mumbling 'hey... I'm serious' as she literally could not stop laughing. Then again we weren't helping by busting up ourselves. Ironically, she turned out to be pretty cool though nobody ever let my friend live that line down.)

 

[Urgh76]

It's dangerous to go alone. Take ME.

(The sad thing is that I actually watched one of my friends try this in a bar to a girl he had been told was a total nerd. It was so sad to see him mumbling 'hey... I'm serious' as she literally could not stop laughing. Then again we weren't helping by busting up ourselves. Ironically, she turned out to be pretty cool though nobody ever let my friend live that line down.)

Wow, that's a keeper XD

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ya like tulips? Well wrap your two lips around these!
(I'm terrible X3)

 

[Doive]

I may be no Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bedrock.

 

[De-Moti]

Good thing I brought my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out!

 

[SteakHeart]

Are you with NASA? 'Cause you're out of this world.