Cheesy video game quotes you like.

[Drathnoxis]

Video game writing tends to be kind of... bad. But sometimes it's bad in a really endearing way. So give me some quotes that are really cheesy, but you like anyway!

Personally I'm partial to a line from Spy Fiction. It's a stealth game, and every time you partially alert a guard but then manage to hide he'll say "Must be gettin tired." Doesn't matter what they saw, or how many times, every single guard "Must be gettin tired."

 

[Casual Shinji]

How about the king of them all; Resident Evil 4.

"Your right hand comes off?"
"No thanks...'bro'."
"Can't remember the name, huh -- A senior moment perhaps."
"I really don't give a damn... Rain or shine, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
"Heh, monsters... Guess after this there's one less to worry about."
"LOUIS..! LOUIIIIIIIISS!!!"

 

[meiam]

How about the king of them all; Resident Evil 4.

"Your right hand comes off?"
"No thanks...'bro'."
"Can't remember the name, huh -- A senior moment perhaps."
"I really don't give a damn... Rain or shine, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
"Heh, monsters... Guess after this there's one less to worry about."
"LOUIS..! LOUIIIIIIIISS!!!"

What are you buying

 

[Sefa Lagaaia]

Gotta love the classic from Devil May Cry 1:

'I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!!'

Not so much a line a like for being touching, but because it is so out of character for our one stop mop shop Dante

 

[Sniper Team 4]

How about the king of them all; Resident Evil 4.

"Your right hand comes off?"
"No thanks...'bro'."
"Can't remember the name, huh -- A senior moment perhaps."
"I really don't give a damn... Rain or shine, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
"Heh, monsters... Guess after this there's one less to worry about."
"LOUIS..! LOUIIIIIIIISS!!!"

What are you buying

Stranger, STRANGER! Now that's a weapon.


Personally, I like the opening dialogue in the original version of Symphony of the Night.
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...Have at you!"

So bad, but so good!

 

[visiblenoise]

"Taffer!"

 

[Hawki]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZs1LSgsSU

'Nuff said.

 

[Silvanus]

"Ahh, Amaterasu... creator of all that is good and mother to us all".

Still get the chills.

 

[Ryallen]

"I just wanted to go to space!"

Which, in the end, wasn't even true to begin with.

I also love every fucking word that comes out of Sans' mouth in Undertale, pun or no. But, since this is a "cheesy" video game quote question, I'll go with the puns.

 

[Fox12]

The entirety of Kingdom Hearts. What a beatiful mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xQCbLshwI

 

[OpiateChicken]

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. Using IMDB here...

Sonic: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog.
Amy: You mean... that black hedgehog?
Sonic: Did you see it? Where is it now?
Amy: If I tell ya, will you marry me?
Sonic: No way.
Amy: I thought I had you this time!


Sonic: I found you... faker.
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha. You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words!


Shadow: What are you anyway?
Sonic: What you see is what you get. Just a hedgehog that loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.


Shadow: You never cease to surprise me, blue hedgehog. I thought that capsule blew up with you in it.
Sonic: What can I say? I die hard.


Shadow the Hedgehog: My name is Shadow. I'm the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games. Farewell.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277334/quotes

 

[JagermanXcell]

From the creators of DARK SOULS, BLOODBORNE, and KINGS FIELD we get...

Lines cornier than Nebraskan fields. And it's art.

 

[mardocOz]

What are you buying

What are you selling?

OT: As bad as it is, the whole "Jill Sandwich" line from Resident Evil has a soft spot for me. Probably because it's just so... so very bad.

If we're talking specifically about cheese, though, does it get cheesier than the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64?

 

[Chaosian]

How about Metal Gear Rising? The game that gifted us with classics such as:

"ARRRRMSTAAAWNNG! I said my sword was a tool of justice-! Not for anger. Not for vengeance. But now... now, I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword!"
"Kids are cruel Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child."
"Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma."
"Don't fuck with this senator."

And of course...

"YOUR MEMES, END HERE!"

Good times.

 

[Legomaniac91_v1legacy]

There are quite a few lines from Handsome Jack that make me chuckle, but this has to be my favorite: "My day is going pretty well, just bought a pony made of diamonds. I was gonna call it 'Piss for Brains' in honor of you, but that just seems immature. I'm thinking, maybe, Butt Stallion?"

 

[Ihrgoth]

The entirety of Metal Wolf Chaos.

 

[FPLOON]

"Whoa! My head's spinning!"
"Sonic... Why does that name bother me so much?"
"Damn it!"That last quote's cheating a bit, since it's not from the same game in the series, but I digress...

Other than that... uh... "Who else will I have ice cream with?" *sniff* Beautiful...

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Is this what the aliens do for fun?
Well, at least they aren't playing COMPUTER GAMES"
-Xcom: Enemy Unknown

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

"Such a lust for revenge! WHOOO!?!?"
-MGS5

Mind you Kojima trying to write big emotive lines and having them come off as cheesy as fuck is gold every time.

 

[FakeSympathy]

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
-Original Resident Evil