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[War Penguin]

Half monkey + half dog= Monstrosity. An awesome monstrosity, but a monstrosity non the less.
Another would be half Penguin + half soldier= War Penguin. Yay.

 

[j0z]

A half whale-half Shark. Damn surfers are doomed then.

Sorry someone beat you there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
... really wtf.

That isn't going to be a real movie... right? Who the hell comes up with that, and even more importantly, who finances it?
OT, an octopus and a condor, ITS A FLYING OCTOPUS!

 

[pffh]

A half whale-half Shark. Damn surfers are doomed then.

Sorry someone beat you there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
... really wtf.

That isn't going to be a real movie... right? Who the hell comes up with that, and even more importantly, who finances it?
OT, an octopus and a condor, ITS A FLYING OCTOPUS!

It's not going to be a real movie, it IS a real movie and it's awesome.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Half Shark, Half Snake...

Oh wait...

Spoiler

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Monitor lizard and a Bat. Then I'll have a Dragon!!!

Electric eel, and a Condor. Electric death from above!

A small dragon, but yes it would be a dragon...

At least it would be pet size and not "eat me in one bite size".

It would just be awesome to have a dragon perched on your shoulder, flicking out it's tongue now and then, glaring at anything that moves... I'd call him Stephen. Or Frank.

 

[PyroZombie]

Half Shark, Half Snake...

Oh wait...

Spoiler

There are alot of names i could use to describe that fish, most inappropriate.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Would a goblin and a bat to make a gargoyle?
A bat and a man.
Something green and an organic lantern.
Spider plus a man.
Something wondrous and a woman.
Scorpion+ kangaroo
Super cute baby kitten/puppy and the Sydney funnel web spider.
Bees and Navi (think of the noise made)...
The endangered spycrab and the cardboard cows from 2fort.
Nibbler and scuzzlebutt.

 

[lack of self CTRL]

combine ants with termites to end the endless ant/termite war

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8VDvOVDDWE

or I'd put a tapeworm in a lamprey so it can be a parasite while being a parasite.

P.S. Yo dawg

 

[John Smyth]

Monkey/2 + Jeeves/2 = Monkey-butler (or possibly monkey-valet)
bee/2 = Erik

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Monkey/2 + Jeeves/2 = Monkey-butler (or possibly monkey-valet)
bee/2 = Erik

Half a bee is someone named Erik?
What?

Also I take offense, I am much bigger than half a bee...

 

[PurpleRain]

I would create bearsharks. The world will tremble in fear before my army of them.

When you dream of bearshark, the bearshark dreams of you.

Anyway, why bother? The greatest mutant has already been made. Nothing can hail over owlbears.

 

[Agent Larkin]

A half whale-half Shark. Damn surfers are doomed then.

You have just giving me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Then my job is complete.... (Walks off into the sunset)

 

[Anarchemitis]

A Portugese Man o' War with any spore-bearing plant. It would create these weird jelly-fish things emitted from flowers. And they'd be huge.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

A half whale-half Shark. Damn surfers are doomed then.

You have just giving me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Then my job is complete.... (Walks off into the sunset)

But it's 2:30...

How is the sun setting?

Unless your Shark Whale has learned to fly!

*GASP*

*runs off screaming*

 

[Aunel]

half dog, half minigun, I call it: the Dakkadog!
on a more serious and less stupid note, one of those glowing fish combined with cats, then we can see those buggers sneaking around the house.

 

[Agent Larkin]

A half whale-half Shark. Damn surfers are doomed then.

You have just giving me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Then my job is complete.... (Walks off into the sunset)

But it's 2:30...

How is the sun setting?

Unless your Shark Whale has learned to fly!

*GASP*

*runs off screaming*

1 its half past ten here
2 Of course it has why else did you think i left so damn quickly.

 

[John Smyth]

combine ants with termites to end the endless ant/termite war

Zerg Swarm!

 

[John Smyth]

Monkey/2 + Jeeves/2 = Monkey-butler (or possibly monkey-valet)
bee/2 = Erik

Half a bee is someone named Erik?
What?

Also I take offense, I am much bigger than half a bee...

it's a song by monty python

 

[Zephirius]

Even Pokémon? Wailord's size + Togepi. Think of giant Tentacruel, but instead we have Togepi with its toddler-level of intelligence and Metronome.

 

[lava_lamp]

a crab and a bo

to make crabbo!