Choose Yer Own Adventure: The Adventure!

[RaNDM G]

Put the lime in the coconut.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Good, you have successfully sated your desire for vengeance. Now return to your residence and prepare to feast in celebration.

 

[ArmorKingBaneGief]

Inform the coconuts that you are disappointed in them. After accepting their apology, pray they do not alter it further.

 

[Redryhno]

Begin a satanic ritual to summon Bebe Glazer,tell her to find Phil, and torture him until he gives up your original coconuts.

 

[manonfire11]

With your original and new coconut's begin the feast.

 

[jakeguy9]

You return to your place of residence and OM NOM NOM your new coconuts.
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Wait, Sex in the City is on now! Excitedly, you turn on the TV! Oh, wait, it's a repeat. It's the episode where Sarah Jessica Parker transforms into a Biohazard sign and screams "WARNING" at you.
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Also, you look way smaller than you are when you sit down because of depth perception or something. Not because I suck at drawing.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Bah, you hate reruns. See if Sex and the City or Grey's Anatomy are on.

 

[manonfire11]

Grey's Anatomy is on, but once again, it's a rerun.

 

[RaNDM G]

I SAID, put the lime in the coconut.

 

[jakeguy9]

Well, time to see if there are any episodes of Grey's Anatomy on then...
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Oh come on! Does every single channel have this stupid "Apocalypse Warning" going on? BAH! Maybe you'll just play Xbox...
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Hmmm... well, will you play a game with Murderous Robots, Alien Invasions, a Zombie Apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, or World War 3?

 

[DRDP]

Break the discs into pieces, take the biggest piece from each and tape them together to make the greatest game ever.

 

[ArmorKingBaneGief]

Better yet, drive around to see if Def Leppard is on tour. They could be, and if you find the concert, score!

 

[RaNDM G]

Why couldn't you put the lime in the coconut?

 

[Redryhno]

Before going for a gaming marathon, you need fuel, so head down to dollar general and buy up their entire stock of vault,coke,monster,and starbucks coffee. also buy them out of their stock of doritos, ceez-its,ritz,saltines, and every other junk food available. Make sure to bring your wallet, you don't want to a repeat of the last time. Jail cells are very dirty.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

Break the discs into pieces, take the biggest piece from each and tape them together to make the greatest game ever.

Upvote!

 

[jakeguy9]

You break the discs into pieces and carefully combine them into one MegaGame!!
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Now you just need to stick it in your Xbox, and-
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Huh. Are Xboxes supposed to glow like that? Maybe it was a bad idea to use Uranium to power it. I suppose that would explain the warning on the TV earlier... Wait, are Xboxes prone to overheating?
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GAAAH!! YES!! YES THEY ARE!!!
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KRACKOOOOOOMMWHOOUUISHH
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Congratulations! You've just caused the universe to implode on itself! Great Job. Wait- You're still alive? Huh... Well, you'd better get started on rebuilding everything.

 

[ArmorKingBaneGief]

Start with the brothels and '80s rock musicians.

 

[RaNDM G]

Not the hair bands. Please God, anything but the hair bands.

 

[manonfire11]

Disregard hairbands, acquire currency