Choose your Destiny!!

[Demonjazz]

So you ever had those Choose Your Own Adventure books, weren't those badass? Well incidentally I also happened to read the story "You Awaken in Razor Hill" while reflecting on the badassity of those Choose Your Own Adventure books... Which lead to me thinking about how great of an idea it would be to make this thread. Now I put this in the forum games section because I expect some silly answers, but I still want to lay down some ground rules.
*You can post whatever you want in the thread, and it's a viable option
*Unless you ask something that would endanger the character directly like asking him to eat his leg.
*Unless it is logically impossible, like dividing by zero, or riding the ocean breeze in the desert.
*If there's more than one suggestion, than I'm going to roll a die, and go with the post it lands on.
Here's a link to the story that gave me the idea: http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r25086923-Lore-You-Awaken-In-Razor-Hill/
Now that we have that done with onto the story.
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You very groggily wake up in a room. You're barely registering cognitive thought at this point, but you already know two things about the situation you are in. 1: You were on a bed, and in a house, that wasn't much of a concern though as that was very usual for waking up, and 2: You had no idea who you were, where you are, or any other memory of any sort of past life.

 

[Demonjazz]

The third thing to cross your mind was the fact that you were indeed very peckish, and knowing who you are is for losers anyway. Finally opening your eyes, you looked around the room you were in. It was a very nice comfy little room, you had a good, soft, standard sized bed, with mountains of fluffy blankets to swaddle yourself in, along with a teddy bear which you had decided to name Frank, he worked the nine to five everyday, just like you... Or at least you thought that you worked the nine to five. The walls were adorned with some rather tacky looking floral pattern, and it had two doors, one too what looked like was the Bathroom, and another which you guessed lead to some other part of the house, but that wasn't important to you, because you found a large breakfast platter of foods next to you this morning, and this was just too delicious to pass up so you quickly scarfed down the food without a second thought.

 

[Demonjazz]

The breakfast platter had come with a tall glass of orange juice, so finding something to drink was no problem. Figuring out what was your room was though. You certainly wanted to think that the room you were in was yours, I mean, you usually go to sleep in rooms that you own... Unless you were actually a bum, and went place to place looking for somewhere to sleep... But people normally aren't so kind to bums. Either way, it was impossible to tell what was, and what wasn't yours at the moment.

 

[Random Fella]

and burn down the house at the same time

 

[Barbas]

Look for my dog, Toaster.

Spoiler

 

[Demonjazz]

While you didn't have an actual hangover, you couldn't help but think that you could have lost your memory due to getting drunk. I mean, you can wake up with no hangover after a night of drinking, so the logical idea is to drink more to remember the drinking that made you forget about drinking. You had got out of bed, and walked your way over to the kitchen to get some booze. Sadly, there was a distinct lack of booze in this house, the hardest thing they had here was apple juice. So you decided to try, and make a quiet exit out of this house when a woman dressed in a pink bathrobe stepped into view, and said "Hey tiger, nice to see you finally woke up after all that fun we had last night."

 

[Barbas]

I overturn the sofa and begin to forage for my lost coin purse.