Choose your firing squad

[Lerxst]

5 generic bad guys from the Rambo movies. I'd have time to grow old, have grand kids and die of a stroke before they hit anything

 

[Space Spoons]

Five stormtroopers. They always miss, and escaping is as easy as knocking them down once.

 

[Merkavar]

1-3: Three blind mice
4: Helen Keller
5: Stevie Wonder

 

[Choppaduel]

babies.

all 5.

 

[Ebulliant-Hater]

If I want to die:

A Tank
Another Tank
A Bigger tank
B.F.G 9000
A Terminator

If I'd rather not die:

Five Cod fish

 

[Merkavar]

If I'd rather not die:

Five Cod fish

that doesnt make sense to me. Cod fish are the most dangerous type of fish. are you being sarcastic or ironic or something?

 

[Shihan2]

Being the horrible, sadistic person I am, I'd pick my five closest friends and watch them squirm before they pull the trigger. That, and they're the only ones I trust to actually shoot well so I don't wind up getting hit in both knees and nads plus one free target.

 

[Scarecrow]

Hmmm....

1.Tali

With her shotgun...thats all I'll need.

 

[InnerRebellion]

That is how it shall go down, and those guys will be the ones who kill me.

 

[Windupferrari]

1. Fawkes
2. Garrus
3. Sgt. Johnson
4. Ghost (COD)
5. A clone of myself

The first four are some of the coolest video game companions I've met, and it would be cool to meet them in real life before I died. The last one is so I could keep living a la Hugh Jackman in The Prestige. Contingency plans FTW!

 

[Fishtie]

5 clones of myself.

Think you've got me? Your problems have just begun...

 

[jaketaz]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

It's possible he has robo-nads and wouldn't feel it

 

[Holyeskimo]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

It's possible he has robo-nads and wouldn't feel it

Damn the evil's of robotic's

 

[badgersprite]

I'm sticking with my green queen dream team.

Maleficent
Poison Ivy
Shego
Wicked Witch of the West
Trakeena (yeah, I know she's not green. Shut up...)

Sure, they'll hurt me in ways not even the Devil himself can comprehend, but, on the upside, they'd probably take out the whole rest of the world once they were done with me. Hey, if I've got to go, you're all coming with me. Yay for spite!

 

[Darmort]

A Beaver
A Chipmunk
A Mouse
A Squirrel
And a Shrew

Together they are; THE RODENT FIRING SQUAD.

Rodenty wrath! Rodenty wrath!