So let's suppose your parents have gone the way of Mr. and Mrs. Wayne and you're an orphan. You can choose any two people to be your foster parents, real or fictional. Who would you choose? I'm going with Red from the Shawshank Redemption because of his wisdom, and Piccolo from Dragonball Z because he could teach me how to fight, and he kept Gohan alive so I guess he knows what he's doing. I also realized that I just formed the oddest couple in the history of the internet.
