CHOOSE YOUR STEREOTYPE

[HentMas]

here goes, place your common stereotype and a situation where someone made you mad for their ignorance!! funny comments and laughs are sure.

ok, I´m Méxican, and everyone asumes i´m brown, want to move to the US, sell oranges, own a big straw hat, cant speak english

and if they know i live in México they always asume i own a "farm" and have "horses"

story!: once i went to spain and some idiot asked me "where did you bought those tennis??" (i had Nike Air of Michael jordan back in the day when they were on the market) i said -in "the nike factory"-

he looked at me dumbstrucked and said "you have a nike factory in México!?" and then proceed to ask me how many horses i had in my "ranch"

i was so mad at him i almost hit him.

YOUR TURN!!!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'm a white male.

I once got a pretty bad message on YouTube saying how all white people are ignorant and someone should wipe us all out. Yeah, sure, there are tons of ignorant white folk out there but ALL of us? I was pretty offended but I didn't respond.

 

[Sacman]

I'm Native American, everyone assumes my family owns a casino... we don't...

 

[Timotei]

I'm half German, half English.

People keep telling me that one side will eventually lead me to commit suicide to kill the other half.

 

[Venom 3135]

I'm British.

Everyone thinks we speak in a stupid posh accent.

Story- I was in an RP and an american played an english character and he made it a complete FAIL. I was angry...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh.. this isn't a game or rollplay..

But I'm Canadian, so obviously I say "eh" and pronounce "about": "aboot" and that it's always winter and never Christmas. I live in an igloo, can track elk/deer, and that our army sucks. And I use duct tape to fix everything. And I play hockey.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I apparently don't exist on the internet, nor do I play games. And supposedly, I can cook.

 

[AvsJoe]

Uh.. this isn't a game or rollplay..

But I'm Canadian, so obviously I say "eh" and pronounce "about": "aboot" and that it's always winter and never Christmas. I live in an igloo, can track elk/deer, and that our army sucks. And I use duct tape to fix everything. And I play hockey.

You know, I LOVE our stereotype. So much so that whenever I go to the States, I pull a Rick Mercer (that's to say I hunt down lesser-intelligent people and perpetuate our stereotype, often exaggerating things even worse).

Not only does every Canadian play hockey, curling, and lacrosse, few of us know any other sports.
The only reason there are so many lumberjacks in Canada is because trees become full height after only one year up here.
Most of us do live in igloos, but only because we've discovered a way to have heaters in there without our 'gloos melting.
You can only see the grass for two weeks every year, even as south as Toronto.

You get the idea.

[sub][sub]Side note: if any Swedes are reading this: screw you for beating us at curling two Olympic Games in a row! I hate you![/sub][/sub]

 

[Lust]

I'm Mexican, so, most presume that I speak/understand Spanish. I don't.

Story- My dad knows that I can't speak Spanish to save my life. Yet he speaks to me in that language sometimes.

:/

I think he just likes to mess with my head.