Choose Your Weapon...No Poll

[Hawk eye1466]

The Sharkzooka!
It fires a heat seeking shark with lazer accuracy!
How many people would freak out if they got shot at with this?

 

[JakXT]

Gordon Freeman's crowbar...... because I can!

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

the Alteisen

it has, revolver stake on one arm, autocannon on the other, heavy claymore mines built into the shoulders, a horn specifically for headbutting, is so fricken heavy it needs some special device just to support its weight, and is nearly unpilotable (funfact: its name is german for 'scrap iron' i dare you find a name or machine more badass than this)

And if possible I'd take a gravity hammer as secondary. You just can't escape feeling badass with that weapon.

to quote the mighty boosh "What are you a kit? do i have to assemble this kinder egg and take it with me?"

no, it dosent have an awsome pic and yeah in cod 4 i loved the g3 better, in any game that has an AK or G series H&K, i always loved them more than any M series. in irl aswell never used them in irl, but dude, so much better <3

except for the whole being unctrollable in full auto, magling casings when ejecting them, and poor ergonomics, just saying

 

[neokarl]

Lightsaber, who wouldn't want a lightsaber.