chosing the country you live in

[tthor]

30 million people, 10 million of them have guns
yet I don't think they have more than a thousand murders a year.

...really makes you wonder whats going on in canada...
they must be planning some sort of revolution, in which they plan to conquer the world

the funniest part about that is, nobody will even see it coming! every1 sees canada as a quiet country that would nvr get involved in some sort of national conflict. so when all of canada comes running in with guns, ready to take us over, every1 will just be completely caught off guard.
(and I'll be the one pointing at you all saying "I told you so!")

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Nz's better

we can have sex at 16
get totally wasted at 18
parents are allowed to buy us alcohol in restaurants at 16
we can learn to drive at 15
and it is said we have one of the best scenery in the world


but i wouldnt mind vietnam, 20 bucks for a tailored suit, no drinking age, chance to get shot, everything cheap as, probaboly could live there forever on 100 thou

 

[Uskis]

Sweden (I like blondes, real blondes, unlike the vast majority of a state which shall remain nameless)

Sorry to break it to ya, the vast majority of the hot girls in Sweden är Persian/Bosnian immigrants.

Haha true!
The blondes really aren't that good-looking. A lot of them are platinumblonde (fake often) with a fake tan and a complete lack of taste in anything from music to clothing (broad generalization and my prejudice on a certain look)

 

[tthor]

If Hillary is voted for office, I'm moving to Germany. Or I'm buying a yacht, and living in the ocean, only coming ashore for food and other needed supplies.

can i come on your yacht too?

 

[tthor]

Stop hitting on my girlfriend! I am the only one that can come!

And we are agreed then, the Yacht it is!

=(

 

[tthor]

i don't wanna be on the mainland when world war 3 starts, after canada finally begins their plan for world domination.
you all think im crazy, well we'll see whos crazy when im floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean, while the rest of the world is taken over by canada. (dont be fooled, canada has been planning this for decades!)

 

[Fangface74]

"My country this, and your country that!"

Jesus

Why hasn't anybody yet brought up what a bullshit concept 'Patriotism' is?, promoter of xenophobia & segregation that it is...England is a landmass, America is a landmass, Australia is an English prison colony(today's cheap shot). Your 'Country' is just a name you give the consensual, majority rule, zeitgeist that you are most comfortable with, and considering what you are is mostly determined by where you grew up (subject to change thank fuck), it's not really a coincidence that your 'country' perpetuates you, then in turn you perpetuate your 'country'. This makes every country in a race of sorts against each other, no real emphasis on links & sharing (mostly thanks to Religious differences and fear...but those two aren't mutually exclusive are they?)

There ARE a few free-thinkers who can cherry pick in favour of a global cultural expansion...but only a few