Actually, they hate "generic pop music" - the only thing they seem to listen to are hipster indie bands who go out of their way to be as simple and "unpretentious" as possible, or alternatively bands from the 60s and 1976-77 (oddly specific).shrekfan246 said:... well, that's enough Internet for today. Thank you, OhJohnNo, for telling me the story of the people who are so elitist that they think generic pop music is the greatest thing in the world. There's nothing more I can read tonight that will top that.OhJohnNo said:It's on the music places - they're the people who actually get snobby about the fact that they only listen to simple 3-chord pop songs. I once saw an article about a group of rappers who made music "to piss off old people" - the Guardianites loved it, saying (and I quote directly): "Wonderful. Truly, the spirit of '76." Before you ask, there didn't appear to be any irony involved.Froggy Slayer said:...what?OhJohnNo said:I used to think this site had too many elitists. Then I went to the Guardian. Goddamn, but until you've seen anti-intellectual elitists you have not experienced true facepalm.
How the hell does that work?
And seriously, they love the word "wank" so much it's actually disturbing. Try to make pretty, detailed cover art? "Wanky". Your songs longer than 4 minutes/have more than 4 chords/slightly odd time signature/anything? "Middle-class wankfest". Your band tries to act nice and non-douchebaggy? "Pretentious wankstain".
I've seen one of them call Pink Floyd "a bunch of middle-class architecture students" and expect me to view it as a criticism. There's such a thing as taking the punk spirit too far.
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They're far from the only people on the Guardian, of course, so you frequently see arguments between them and other sorts of elitist. Point is, there's a reason I have Chrome Nanny blocking the Guardian's music pages for me, and it's not that it was such a blindingly good haven of good behaviour that it was distracting me from my work.
Fun fact: Just to see if things had changed at all, I recently unblocked it and checked. I found an article on Kate Bush. One of the comments was, verbatim "Sounds shit," (yes, the comma too). It had 307 Recommendations.