Christian Bale as Solid Snake...Whut?

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Oh uh, sorry about that.

Let's face it, to be solid snake you have to be a natural badass with a chiseled face and a fine beard. Ladies and gentleman, you all know who I mean...that's uh, Chuck Norris to all you people who live in a cave on the dark-side of the moon
 

Destroyman

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Yes David Hayter would be the only one to play Snake and have him be mega soldier we all know and love, but the real question is why make the movie then. Honestly Metal Gear has always been a pseudo movie (play for 15mins, watch 45mins of cutscenes). They don't need a Metal Gear film, they've already got 4 of them.
 

NuclearPenguin

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Christian Bale would be perfect for the roll imo. But I dont get how its going to work.. Metal Gear Solid to me has no compelling story.. So why make it into a movie?!?!
 
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Avykins said:
Zac Effron.
I mean come on. The games are meh. The movie is going to suck complete and utter balls. Why waste our time by advertising someone with even a modicum of talent.
OHOHOHOOH hire jack black. That was it is guaran-damn-teed to suck.
That would be so awesomly bad in its own way.

"Snake! You need to take out the guards quietly!"
"Whatever dude, let me finish this guitar solo! *Crappy guitar imitation*"
"Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"
 

Jandau

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Am I the only person who thinks they should cast a porn star actor to play a character named "Solid Snake"? :p
 

Inverse Skies

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Hmmm... I guess he could play Snake, but it wouldn't feel the same as the games because he'd be missing Hayters voice. I think that more than anything else is going to affect the character, not so much what he looks like (especially when you consider number four when he's old and is still easily Snake), but his voice. Impossible to replicate what Hayter did with that.
 

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Actually, when I heard they were making a Metal Gear Solid movie, I immediately thought of Christian Bale for the role. Unless it's based on 4, then I choose Clint Eastwood.
 

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Do we need a MGS film? The going rate for game moves is very low. Plus, Mr Bail dose not have the charisma to be Snake.
 

Rooster893

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There's gonna be a movie?

Or am I just missing something?

Anyways, I think that maybe Jason Statham could do it perfectly.
 

TailsRodrigez

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Chaos Theory said:
I read that apparently he is interested in the role am i the only one who thinks thats a bad idea?

Anybody got anyone in mind who could Play as Snake? I just cant think of anybody who is awesome enough to play as Snake.
all video game movies suck, so who cares?
 

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TailsRodrigez said:
Chaos Theory said:
I read that apparently he is interested in the role am i the only one who thinks thats a bad idea?

Anybody got anyone in mind who could Play as Snake? I just cant think of anybody who is awesome enough to play as Snake.
all video game movies suck, so who cares?
Tron was awesome, and that was a video game movie (or did the video game come after the movie, I don't remember)