Christmas Favorite 'Nutcracker' Gone Horribly Wrong

[Antonio Torrente]

One of the candidate for the worst movie of the year "Nutcracker 3D"
If you want to know why read the it here [http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/201-christmas-favorite-nutcracker-gone-horribly-wrong] on yahoo news.
One of the reasons? They included ratfaced Nazis.

 

[A Weary Exile]

0% on Rotten Tomatoes? I didn't even think that was possible. :/

Also,

Exactly why the famed Jewish physicist was celebrating Christmas is not discussed in the film.

How could they make such a stupid mistake?

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

I'm sorry. I looked at the title and laughed. "Nutcracker...gone horribly wrong"

But that looks like a terrible, terrible movie.


EDIT: Hey, on that trailer, at 1:43, was that the HL2 Zombie sound?

 

[Antonio Torrente]

.
One of the candidate for the worst movie of the year "Nutcracker 3D"
One of the reasons? They included ratfaced Nazis.

That last bit^ actually sounds pretty cool.

But then, It aparently got EVERYTHING ELSE wrong!
"Nutcracker 3D" Curse you James Cameron!

It goes to show that not all films shown in 3D will be good.

Also I am waiting what monstrosity Micheal Bay will create in the third Transformers.

 

[Starnerf]

Judging by the trailer it doesn't look any worse than the multitude of terrible CGI kids movies being made these days. But then trailers aren't always indicative of the final product. :\

 

[team star pug]

i almost trhew up while watchingthr trailer, what horrible lip syncing

 

[DiMono]

Another in a long line of useless 3D movies. Sadly, Hollywood isn't going to take the hint. Why make the Nutcracker in 3D? What benefit is there to the movie experience? Even a gimmick like that can't save a movie this bad.

 

[Subzerowings]

I was laughing terribly hard while reading that article, but I stopped when I remembered that it wasen't supposed to be a spoof.
How do they expect us to take this seriously?
Also, why the hell is Albert Einstein (what is he doing here anyway?) so fat (no offense against the actor that plays him)?
Sure, in real life he was a bit chubby but he wasen't that obese.
Oh, and it's in 3DDDDDDDDDDDD.

 

[Ir0n Squid]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Lilani]

Another contender for the Razzies for sure.

 

[antidonkey]

I saw a local production of the nucracker a few years ago. Watching the main male dancer's package bounce across the stage was strangely hypnotic. The only thing the broke its spell was when one of the female dancers faceplanted.

I may have chuckled a bit when that happened. Luckily I was in the back but my wife didn't appreciate it.

 

[Jonluw]

Exactly why the famed Jewish physicist was celebrating Christmas is not discussed in the film.

How could they make such a stupid mistake?

I suppose he could have given it to her as a Hanukkah present?
Maybe, seeing how his niece(?) was christian, he figured he would giver her a present in any case?

I don't know.

The movie looks hilarious though.

 

[smearyllama]

...
Wow.
Actually, parts of that looked pretty cool.
The rat king? He's totally Dante from Devil May Cry.

Also, the CG looked pretty alright, too.

I wouldn't say it looks awful, but get rid of the stupid 3D and you might have an okay kid's movie.

29, let's go!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I couldn't even make it through the trailer...

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I must see this film. It looks like the perfect combination of nightmare fuel and so bad it's good -- plus, the critics didn't like it; that's usually a clear sign that it's worth seeing.

 

[NeedAUserName]

What were they smoking when they came up with that shit?

OT: My vote for worst movie of 2010 goes to Yogi Bear. It hasn't come out yet, but it looks awful.

Surely Furry Vengeance....

Edit: On watching the trailer I does seem this film is ideal for any slightly nerdy group of guys who have a light interest in steam-punk, and are completely of their faces.