Chuck Norris Botnet Uses Fists To Break Routers

[Miral]

I have to reboot my D-Link router every few days anyway, so if it doesn't persist after a reboot then it scores a resounding "meh". (Of course, I also don't use the default password.)

 

[Xanadeas]

Good thing I don't have a router... Or linux. I am forever safe from Chuck Norris. Especially since he has no reason to ever come to Montana. :3

 

[brunothepig]

Wow. That's actually awesome enough that I'm not the least bit annoyed that there's more malware out there... I salute you, creators of virusy Chuck Norris. Also, the meme may be played out, but I still find it amusing.

 

[C. Riley]

Here?s a recent video of real Chuck Norris pushing down the earth (NO JOKE!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4

It was recommended to me by a friend to put on my toilet Chuck's new "Official Chuck Norris Fact Book" and watch what happens. Every guest I have over is laughing from the bathroom. Every toilet in America needs one on it. Awesome caricature drawings too in each of the 101 entries. See and check out a few examples at http://www.tyndale.com/x_products/details.php?isbn=978-1-4143-3449-3

 

[Jumpingbean3]

Chuck Norris isn't actually god, people. The only Chuck Norris fact that is true is the fist-under-beard.

That's not true either. If you watch enter the Dragon the man does indeed have a chin.

Norris will never figure out MY passwords because nothing can get past the double-team of the Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee anti-viruses.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Great. The only thing that could fuck the internet any more is digitized Candlejack.