Chuck Norris

[GrinningManiac]

They made me laugh the first time I heard them

Never, ever again

Lolcats never made me laugh

Rickrolling wasn't funny, but had a catchy song

the only one I genuinley love are the Demotivational Posters

So more of them, please

 

[Lullabye]

hmmm, generic as hell, but a topic is a topic.

Spoiler: Chuck norris likes his women like he likes his liquor.

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

 

[anthony87]

Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Campbell.


Note* Expecting Furburt quote in 3...2....1....

It's been 8 minutes....he mustn't be online.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Campbell.


Note* Expecting Furburt quote in 3...2....1....

It's been 8 minutes....he mustn't be online.

Shhhhhh!

 

[SmartIdiot]

I just wish people would start to make such jokes about someone else.

Like Russel Crowe!

Or Batman.

It was called Project Gotham Racing because you're trying to get away from Batman, you will ultimately fail though.

Nice...

Yeah I think it could use a little refreshment, my friend has a poster with about 50 of them on it, it was funny when we got back from the festival, but now it's just like wallpaper.

For the record, though, Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[anthony87]

Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Campbell.


Note* Expecting Furburt quote in 3...2....1....

It's been 8 minutes....he mustn't be online.

Shhhhhh!

Good sir I salute you. That was fucking brilliant.

 

[Captain Schpack]

Chuck Norris is not that great. Seriously now, I wonder how he got to get the jokes like he is god and he can swim, through land.

 

[Jedamethis]

Saxton Hale killed a spectator with a medi-gun.
Saxton Hale can walk through enemy players. When he does, the enemy is VAC-banned.

Spoiler: On Topic Chuck Norris joke...

Chuck Norris has no pubes. Hair doesn't grow on steel

 

[Soxafloppin]

Chuck Norris doesnt do press ups, because he cant.

 

[Daveman]

I just wish people would start to make such jokes about someone else.

Like Russel Crowe!

Or Batman.

except crowe recently came out as gay, remember

Spoiler

try a fuck,
with friar tuck!

 

[goatzilla8463]

They say that Chuck Norris can kill anything. But his jokes were dead before he got there.

 

[HentMas]

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

actually, Chuck norris was the world champion in Karate, thats why he got famous, then he made all those movies about him being badass and killing people with his hands, then tv shows and stuff and people started saying stuff like "he can cut a knife with a watermellon" and such

he was amazing, but i think its over due a new hero.

 

[Monshroud]

Chuck Norris knows how to use the 'Search Bar'!

 

[Tekyro]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

I think it all started with Vin Diesel jokes.

Then it became Chuck Norris.

And of course, there has always been those "Special" alternative/emo-groups that made Stephen Seagal jokes.

Isn't Segal a cop or something now?

I don't know. They say he is, but it sounds so fucking impossible.

He became a cop because he was so good at training cops in martial arts?

Well, Arnold managed to become the Governor of California...

 

[DemonicVixen]

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

No I said that because I don't wanna have to listen to people say Chuck Norris is gay, etc

Ah, sorry my bad, read it wrong (im still half asleep sadly)

 

[funguy2121]

I just wish people would start to make such jokes about someone else.

Like Russel Crowe!

Or Batman.

Ninja'd by Billy Crystal (R.I.P., Billy's relevance). And someone like Crowe, who possesses no ability to laugh at himself, deserves it. I'd like to see HIM on an exercise machine infomercial with Christie Brinkley.