Civilization 5 Drinking Game
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Is it really that difficult? You just pick things in game you can see reliably happen and then drink..
off the top of my head:
1. you enter a golden age
2. you find some ruins
3. you find/kill/have units attacked or stolen by bandits
4. the A.I declares war on you/asks you to blow something up/wants to trade
5. your city is under attack
6. after every x years of in game time
7. you lose a city or the game, take a big drink
8. drink once for every time you go in to first place on the score
9. you havn't had a drink in a while
and then you just randomly assign rules on who drinks (as simple as everybody, or the person who got it gets to choose somebody, or everybody 'else', or only you) and how much, if you're feeling extra feisty you give everybody a different criteria for when they drink and then you go outta your way to make sure everybody is equally drunk by making each of those things happen.
"oh no Bob hasn't had much to drink yet, QUICK EVERYBODY GO AND HUNT BANDITS"
off the top of my head:
1. you enter a golden age
2. you find some ruins
3. you find/kill/have units attacked or stolen by bandits
4. the A.I declares war on you/asks you to blow something up/wants to trade
5. your city is under attack
6. after every x years of in game time
7. you lose a city or the game, take a big drink
8. drink once for every time you go in to first place on the score
9. you havn't had a drink in a while
and then you just randomly assign rules on who drinks (as simple as everybody, or the person who got it gets to choose somebody, or everybody 'else', or only you) and how much, if you're feeling extra feisty you give everybody a different criteria for when they drink and then you go outta your way to make sure everybody is equally drunk by making each of those things happen.
"oh no Bob hasn't had much to drink yet, QUICK EVERYBODY GO AND HUNT BANDITS"
I'd say every time Napolean declares war on you... but he might just be an asshole to me specifically whenever he shows up. Caesar, too.
Computer declares war on you - drinkmagicaxis said:
Denounced - drink
Find a city state 1st for 30 gold - drink
Find a city-state 2nd for 15 gold - drink twice
Earn a new social policy - drink
Take someone's capitol, everyone else drinks!
Those top 4 alone should have everyone in the hospital by the end of the night, the computer loves to DoW and Denounce.
Every time the AI beats you to a wonder, you lose a 'sure' (think tank vs. spearman) fight or Gandhi double crosses/declares war on/nukes you.
Every time something out of character is done take a drink
Every social policy = 1 drink (finish if you complete a tree)
Every time you get angry at units not stacking take a drink (Thats for Civ 4 vets mainly)
Ruin? That's a drink
Barbarians have tec that's impossible for people living in wood huts? Take a drink (How the fuck
do those guys make battleships out of mud?)
If Gandhi does something hilarious you finish your drink
Every time you're beaten to a wonder finish your drink (If you're against Egyptians you're probably going to die)
Every social policy = 1 drink (finish if you complete a tree)
Every time you get angry at units not stacking take a drink (Thats for Civ 4 vets mainly)
Ruin? That's a drink
Barbarians have tec that's impossible for people living in wood huts? Take a drink (How the fuck
do those guys make battleships out of mud?)
If Gandhi does something hilarious you finish your drink
Every time you're beaten to a wonder finish your drink (If you're against Egyptians you're probably going to die)
Don't play Civ 5, but love gaming drinking games, so I figured I'd volunteer the Smash Bros drinking game my friends and I developed:
Drink if...
--You win the game
--You cause an explosion that damages yourself
--You get a crappy Pokemon or Assist Trophy
--"The Ganondorf Clause" - every player who finishes worse than a player playing as Ganondorf finishes their drink.
--Also just drink whenever...
Drink if...
--You win the game
--You cause an explosion that damages yourself
--You get a crappy Pokemon or Assist Trophy
--"The Ganondorf Clause" - every player who finishes worse than a player playing as Ganondorf finishes their drink.
--Also just drink whenever...
Haha. Civ V is one of my favorite games.
Discovering Ruins, Natural Wonder, or a city state (as the first one).
Founding a city
Destroying a barbarian encampment. Also puppeting/annexing/razing an enemy city.
Diplomacy: Deannounced, war declared, friend declaration, a trade not accepted.
Learning a new technology
Finishing a Wonder
A Great Person has been born
One of those lists (the ones with the pointiest sticks, and so on) pops up
Worker Captured, or getting hold of one from the barbarians
Choose a social policy
In the beginning of every turn during Golden Age
When happiness reaches 10, 20 and so on
That's all I can thing of from the top of my head
Discovering Ruins, Natural Wonder, or a city state (as the first one).
Founding a city
Destroying a barbarian encampment. Also puppeting/annexing/razing an enemy city.
Diplomacy: Deannounced, war declared, friend declaration, a trade not accepted.
Learning a new technology
Finishing a Wonder
A Great Person has been born
One of those lists (the ones with the pointiest sticks, and so on) pops up
Worker Captured, or getting hold of one from the barbarians
Choose a social policy
In the beginning of every turn during Golden Age
When happiness reaches 10, 20 and so on
That's all I can thing of from the top of my head
You're both being too generous. You'd have alcohol poisoning after the first round of AI turns.Capitano Segnaposto said: