Classify me.

[MercenaryCanary]

It seems I no longer am able to... classify myself. I have a tan now. I have a decent haircut that looks good. I smell clean. I... have friends, and (even worse) a girlfriend.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY LOSER SELF?!?!
So what do I classify myself as now, my beloved members of The Escapist?
Am I... nerdy?
Geeky?
Or have I become the worst thing in the world...
Normal?
I don't think I can be normal... I'm very liberal when it comes to human rights, but very conservative when it comes to everything else.
I own a gun. I threaten people constantly and enjoy a dark sense of humor, yet I am a pacifist and enjoy helping others.
Here, maybe a pic or two will help you guys classify me. I feel a strong need to fit into a little niche of social losers who aren't losers anymore that own guns yet strongly support no religion influence and are against gun control.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2494/3872216955_57d381424c.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/3872996746_20a1ce4f4c.jpg

 

[The_Healer]

Aren't you happy being unique?

I know I am.

 

[Neonbob]

How about you classify yourself as someone who doesn't need others to inform him of how to feel about himself?
That's always good.

 

[Berethond]

"Here, maybe a pic or two..."
I see no picture, mate.

Let's see... I have an awesome haircute, I smell clean, and I have friends.
I lack both the tan and the girlfriend.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

A very insecure person or if you watch scrubs a J.D

 

[RemoteControlRox]

You're you. [/thread]

Exactly.

 

[Sigel]

I dunno, Needy guy(?)with a tan.

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

A replicant.

 

[riskroWe]

Sounds like you're normal. Congratulations.
Now stop making the rest of us feel so bad

 

[j0z]

I am kinda like you, I have friends (even if they are not.. normal.. per se )
I don't have (very) long hair.
Girls don't run from me like the plague.
I am normal.
You are normal.

But really, what is normal? is normal just society's general consensus of what a person should look and act like? Is it an actual hard and fast model that everyone should strive for? Should we embrace or shun normality? Sorry about the philosphy.

Where's the pics?

 

[zen5887]

I know it might shock you but you can still be geeky with friends and a girlfriend!

 

[grimsprice]

Homo sapien. Theres your classification, via Linneaus.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Why are people this age still relying on cliches to define them?

 

[Faps]

Commencing Scan....
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Scan Complete.

Classification: Attention whore
Recommended group: Drama students

 

[Noamuth]

Does it really matter? No? Yay! As long as you're happy, you'll get over your little identity crisis just fine.

Also.. Sorry, but that haircut looks like a toupee.

 

[Major_Sam]

I know how you feel. I don't think I fit into a sterotype/classification anymore.
In primary school, I was a typcial nerd. Was the best at maths, took Star Wars books to school and wore long socks which was very embarrassing back then. It was when ankle shoes came in fashion.
Now I'm a fashion goddess, no longer chubby, I quite like going out with friends now but I also play computer/consoles games when I have the chance, watch sci-fi shows late into the nights and dream of dressing up as a scout from TF2.

I've changed on in the outside but inside, I'm pure geek. You don't have to place yourself in a classification, just be you.

 

[zirnitra]

Oh stop trying to get people to stroke your ego as you show off things you're obviously proud of in a pathetic pretence on the internet!

yes, I've been there isen't it fantastic not being a pasty acne ridden little gremlin with slimy long snape-like hair spending most their time day-dreaming of wizards and dragons any more and well done you for getting through it. but this really is pathetic. maybe if you really want to cure your predicament you show your mates this thread.

 

[Flishiz]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fountainhead

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[Asickorphan]

I work out, near to have a six pack,i'm a nerd, yet hang out with popular kids what the hell am I I ask you! but I know (I've come to realize that every post that i make seems to be in a form of speech or riddlish thing hhhmmmmmm strange...) anyhow I'm human that's all my catagory is to deffine myself

 

[Nmil-ek]

Your pretty damned boringly average being brutaly blunt, your another one in the crowd like most congrats. Now what was the purpose of this unecessary ego trip? Anyway enough of this for me, and real men dont need guns.