Classy weapons

Pimppeter2

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This thing

http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/us-marine-firing-aa-12-full-auto-shotgun-aa12-machine-shotgun.jpg
 

Kryogeniks

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A gold plated PANCOR Jackhammer. Although there hasn't been a Jackhammer that was fully developed, it is still a stylish, futuristic weapon that would turn your target into a pulp at about 4 rounds per second.
 

DrNinja

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probably the Oddball from Halo. Nothing says class like bashing someones head in while quoting Hamlet!
 

DrNinja

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Probably the Oddball from Halo. Nothing says class like bashing someone's head in while quoting Hamlet!
 

Muphin_Mann

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Knives. Stilletos, push knives, or butterfly knives only.

PirateKing said:
A shikomizue. A cane sword basically.
Or some mono-molecular wires. This is the best example I could find. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyK4Ys00k7g
And praytell how would one use these with slicing one self to ribbons? Or without breaking the weak-ass things?
 

Flying-Emu

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Rapier; the gentleman's weapon.

Too bad it's really hard to actually use in life or death combat.
 

jasoncyrus

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Flying-Emu said:
Rapier; the gentleman's weapon.

Too bad it's really hard to actually use in life or death combat.
Thats the point people are missing. Ranged weapons are a piece of cake to use. One you learn how to aim it right then it a piece of cake.

Where as with close combat its all about your own body skills. Your dexterity, strength, speed, balance etc etc.

Where as with a sniper rifle, even if its that quite frankly silly cat and mouse game. It's just pull a trigger at the right moment. Quite frankly I can't think of anything more boring than that to be brutally honest.

Why anyone can think something as cowardly and barbaric as a rifle can be classy I'll never know.

Older firearms i can understand as classy since they've got the accuracy of a blind cripple throwing lawn darts. Much more is left to chance.

But all in all as many agree if you are looking for true Elequence and class then a bladed weapon of somekind is a must. After all, the most cultured regions in the world developed around such things.
 

Garzo

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There isn't anything that can't be fixed with a chainsaw. Cat need spaying? Chainsaw. Need money? Chainsaw. Bored at work? Chainsaw. In a tuxedo and need to kill a spy? Chainsaw. Messed up your best man speech? Chainsaw. Queuing at a bar? Chainsaw. Faulty memory unit in your PC? Chainsaw. Car won't start? Chainsaw. I could go on but you get the picture.
 

Garzo

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And you can gold plate a chainsaw with another chainsaw. I saw it done on Blue Peter before they chainsawed the dog.
 

demonsaber

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Potassium dusted serrated edge. As soon as the person get's cut, their blood will burst into flames. And you get close up and personal. You may want to wear fireproof gloves though >_>
 

Deslayer101

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Right Then Just to Own Everone Here
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5953/95d312xr2.jpg

Or :)

http://usera.imagecave.com/Palehoof/Promotional/Engmotivational20.jpg

Tbh the second one is Win :)
 

Redingold

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major_tom said:
Assassinator said:
Either:
A decorated revolver:
"It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item."
Yay! Go Metal Gear! But, seriously, that is an AMAZINGLY stylish gun...

I love revolvers.
 

ironmace2.0

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Churchs is sniper on redvsblue sure when you use it like a normal sniper and aim for them you miss but then you just bounce the bullet off walls
 

Internet Kraken

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ironmace1 said:
Churchs is sniper on redvsblue sure when you use it like a normal sniper and aim for them you miss but then you just bounce the bullet off walls
......what?