1. He is a midget and can only reach the 8th button.needausername said:I have two:
A man lives in a hotel, and everyday he gets the lift from the top floor (20th) to the bottom, and goes to work. However on the way back up after work he only goes to the 8th floor, and walks the rest of the way.
You are in a room, n which all the walls facing south. Out one of the windows you see a bear, what colour is it?
2. Purple.... ?