Clever Riddles/Puzzles

[Davey Woo]

Interestingly enough I was asked a load of riddles today. Here are the ones I remember.

A man attempts to marry his widows sister, is this legal?

In a bungalow, everything is painted purple, the windows, the floor, the curtains, everything. What colour are the stairs?

How many pairs of animals did Moses put on the Ark?

Is there a 4th of July in Britain?

How many months have 28 days?

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it?

No doubt the intelligent members of the Escapist will know the answers instantly =P, but it was worth a try.

 

[Flap Jack452]

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

Flowers, you cut the ends off to make them fit into a vase?

 

[Eskay]

Two brothers are born on the same day, to the same mother. They are not twins.
Explain

Same day, different year?
or did you mean they were born on the same day in the same year?

Same year.

 

[queensbomb]

Interestingly enough I was asked a load of riddles today. Here are the ones I remember.

How many months have 28 days?

All of them.

 

[Flap Jack452]

In a bungalow, everything is painted purple, the windows, the floor, the curtains, everything. What colour are the stairs?

There are no stairs.

 

[Nekroneko]

There is no bear
Okay
If you have it, you do not tell
If you know it, you do not want it
If you receive it, you dont know it
What is it?

Spoiler

Death?

Spoiler

Actually, I think it's more specifically a coffin

 

[hopeneverdies]

If you have it, you do not tell
If you know it, you do not want it
If you receive it, you dont know it
What is it?

AIDS? or another std?

Nope

 

[WittyName]

Two brothers are born on the same day, to the same mother. They are not twins.
Explain

They are 2 of a set of triplets?

 

[queensbomb]

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

Flowers, you cut the ends off to make them fit into a vase?

Not what the real answer is, but that would actually work. 0_o

 

[hopeneverdies]

There is no bear
Okay
If you have it, you do not tell
If you know it, you do not want it
If you receive it, you dont know it
What is it?

Is it counterfeit money?

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

Yes it is

 

[Calobi]

I like the hotel one. Heres another:
A man is found dead outside a building with fifty two motorcycles around him... how did this happen?

Is he a jumper?

you are a detective investigating a suicide.
The Room is empty except for the girl who has hung here self from the ceiling and a pool of water.

How did the girl hang herself?

Filled the room with water and let it drain?

Two brothers are born on the same day, to the same mother. They are not twins.

Different dates, just the same day (i.e.: Monday January 1 and Monday January 8).

A man attempts to marry his widows sister, is this legal?

He's dead.

How many pairs of animals did Moses put on the Ark?

That was Noah, not Moses.

Is there a 4th of July in Britain?

Yes, but it's not a holiday.

How many months have 28 days?

All of them.

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it?

A coffin.

 

[Nekroneko]

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

Flowers, you cut the ends off to make them fit into a vase?

Not what the real answer is, but that would actually work. 0_o

Is it body in a morgue?

 

[Davey Woo]

Interestingly enough I was asked a load of riddles today. Here are the ones I remember.

How many months have 28 days?

All of them.

Very good, got answers for the others? =P

 

[wordsmith]

Interestingly enough I was asked a load of riddles today. Here are the ones I remember.

A man attempts to marry his widows sister, is this legal?

In a bungalow, everything is painted purple, the windows, the floor, the curtains, everything. What colour are the stairs?

How many pairs of animals did Moses put on the Ark?

Is there a 4th of July in Britain?

How many months have 28 days?

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it?

No doubt the intelligent members of the Escapist will know the answers instantly =P, but it was worth a try.

spoilers

Spoiler

so long as he has nothing to do with the murder, yes.

Spoiler

bungalow no stairs

Spoiler

Moses did the ark

Spoiler

yeah, it's held on the 4th of july... strangely

Spoiler

all of them

Spoiler

a grave/tombstone

how many out of 6?

 

[Yog Sothoth]

Interestingly enough I was asked a load of riddles today. Here are the ones I remember.

A man attempts to marry his widows sister, is this legal? no, because he'd be dead

In a bungalow, everything is painted purple, the windows, the floor, the curtains, everything. What colour are the stairs? IDK this one... purple?

How many pairs of animals did Moses put on the Ark? none, Moses didn't put animals in the ark, Noah did.

Is there a 4th of July in Britain? of course

How many months have 28 days? all of them

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it? a coffin

No doubt the intelligent members of the Escapist will know the answers instantly =P, but it was worth a try.

 

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What has four wheels and flies?

 

[Davey Woo]

In a bungalow, everything is painted purple, the windows, the floor, the curtains, everything. What colour are the stairs?

There are no stairs.

Very good also.

 

[Anarchemitis]

What is easy to manipulate and hard to operate?
It looks a little bit like a strawberry.

The man who makes it does not want it.
The man who buys it does not use it.
The man who uses it does not know it.
What is it?

A coffin.

 

[Davey Woo]

Interestingly enough I was asked a load of riddles today. Here are the ones I remember.

A man attempts to marry his widows sister, is this legal? no, because he'd be dead

In a bungalow, everything is painted purple, the windows, the floor, the curtains, everything. What colour are the stairs? IDK this one... purple?

How many pairs of animals did Moses put on the Ark? none, Moses didn't put animals in the ark, Noah did.

Is there a 4th of July in Britain? of course

How many months have 28 days? all of them

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it? a coffin

No doubt the intelligent members of the Escapist will know the answers instantly =P, but it was worth a try.

Lol, very good, look up for the answer to the bungalow one XD

 

[Anarchemitis]

No doubt the intelligent members of the Escapist will know the answers instantly =P, but it was worth a try.

I bet a tuppence no one will guess mine.