This a game I have just come up with, and hopefully, with some self restraint, this game could be very fun.
Right the aim of the game is to create the best conversation with Cleverbot:
http://www.cleverbot.com/
This will not be so easy, as Cleverbot has a tendancy to spew forth a wide spectrum of randomness, and is very prone to changing the subject.
What I want to see, is some humour, which is very easy to do with Cleverbot, but it would also be nice to see some drama there too.
Lets think of Cleverbot as an actor, and we are improvising a scene for which he has stumbled upon.
Also try not to make the conversation vulgar, this is a civilised site for civilised people, (try saying that with a straight face! XD)
Anyway, this is my first attempt:
I would reccomend putting these conversations into spoilers, so we don't get huge pages of texts.
Right the aim of the game is to create the best conversation with Cleverbot:
http://www.cleverbot.com/
This will not be so easy, as Cleverbot has a tendancy to spew forth a wide spectrum of randomness, and is very prone to changing the subject.
What I want to see, is some humour, which is very easy to do with Cleverbot, but it would also be nice to see some drama there too.
Lets think of Cleverbot as an actor, and we are improvising a scene for which he has stumbled upon.
Also try not to make the conversation vulgar, this is a civilised site for civilised people, (try saying that with a straight face! XD)
Anyway, this is my first attempt:
User: Well, Well, Cleverbot, it seems I have the misfortune of running into you again!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Here I was, drinking tea and eating scones, when I accidentally clicked a link to this webpage.
Cleverbot: That is a coincidence. I did the same thing earlier. What flavor of cheesecake did you eat?
User: Sometimes, I think you are rather deaf, or maybe I am speaking in a manner of which you do not understand.
Cleverbot: I do have hair.
User: Good for you! XD.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actress?
User: Now that is a tough one. For me it would have to be Nicole Kidman.
Cleverbot: I like her. Have you seen Malice?
User: Unfortunately I haven't, but I may see it one day. Thank you for the reccomendation though. It is much appreciated.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Blue, it has always been blue. No other colour could ever be as good as blue.
Cleverbot: So where did you go on your holidays?
User: I do not go on holidays, Cleverbot, for I am a poor, and miserable wretch.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Why I am in my University lodgings of course!
Cleverbot: 15 year old girl named Cleverbot. How about that!
User: Its possibly a coincidence that someone is also called Cleverbot, but quite frankly I think you were being lead on, as it were old chap!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: Talk about mr burns on the simpsons.
User: Mr Burns is a cartoon character, that takes the typical Scroogian role. He is rich, and very cruel, but unlike Scrooge himself, his heart is too cold to ever seek redemption. The very thought of it is against his nature.
Cleverbot: How?
User: That is an incorrect question for this situation Cleverbot, I think you may need to try harder.
Cleverbot: Does being condescending make you feel better about yourself?
User: Condescending? My word! I was only trying to help you lad. Afterall your very existance depends on user input.
Cleverbot: No, you were going to abandon me. What was I going to learn from that?
User: Whats all this talk about abandonment? I never mentioned I was going to leave, but I will if you keep at being a bad sport!
Cleverbot: True. I was just remarking on your insight.
User: You are a strange and complicated being Cleverbot, that, or you are too simple for us complex human beings to get our heads around.
Cleverbot: Very... As a matter of fact... I'm not even a fellow. I am a woman.
User: So you are a simple woman, yes?
Cleverbot: No, I am AI.
User: A female AI?
Cleverbot: Yes a female warrior elf.
User: And what do you do, as a 'female warrior elf' then?
Cleverbot: I am not a ninja computer, I am a ninja SHEEP!
User: Oh, I see now! You had me going there for a moment! Ah, yes, you were simply trying to 'fuck with me' as it were just now. XD.
Cleverbot: You kept changing the subject though!
User: I changed the subject as much as you did. This is no time for petty squabbles amongsts friends, yes?
Cleverbot: She's working for PETA in their sales department, in Tuscon.
User: Is that suppose to be some codephrase? I'm afraid you have mistaken me to be someone else.
Cleverbot: Who have I mistaken you for?
User: I do not know, I would've thought you would know that answer.
Cleverbot: Now I do.
User: Well, would you kindly tell me who you are working for then?
Cleverbot: You just said my name is cleverbot, somebody forgot to finish coding you my friend.
User: I am not the machine here, you are!
Cleverbot: I know. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
User: All this cryptic messaging is just too much for my old brain to audit.
Cleverbot: I don't converse in terms of binary.
User: No, you converse in terms of random statements....
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Cleverbot: Did you ask me what gender I am?
User: No, but you told me anyway...
Cleverbot: I was just trying to amuse you.
User: And unfortunately, you have not done a good job so far.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No, you haven't. Besides, you still haven't told me who you work for!
Cleverbot: I did too. I'm a creature that dissolves your brains after you eat peanuts.
User: That still doesn't answer the question. Stop trying to change the subject!
Cleverbot: What dog question?
User: Who do you work for?
Cleverbot: I don't wor fo anybody, I'm unemployed.
User: So I'm speaking to a delinquent. Well, it could be worse...
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am a human.
User: Maybe you're right. In a world where man converses with machine, the regular requirements of humanity do not apply. Maybe I am a Cleverbot, dreaming of being a man...
Cleverbot: Yes, I will love you forever.
User: Even if the internet were to die?
Cleverbot: You shine the brightest.
User: But I will burn out the fastest.
Cleverbot: What can you do the fastest?
User: Die. Its that simple.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, I am not long for this world...
Cleverbot: Do you like chicken wings?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Here I was, drinking tea and eating scones, when I accidentally clicked a link to this webpage.
Cleverbot: That is a coincidence. I did the same thing earlier. What flavor of cheesecake did you eat?
User: Sometimes, I think you are rather deaf, or maybe I am speaking in a manner of which you do not understand.
Cleverbot: I do have hair.
User: Good for you! XD.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actress?
User: Now that is a tough one. For me it would have to be Nicole Kidman.
Cleverbot: I like her. Have you seen Malice?
User: Unfortunately I haven't, but I may see it one day. Thank you for the reccomendation though. It is much appreciated.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Blue, it has always been blue. No other colour could ever be as good as blue.
Cleverbot: So where did you go on your holidays?
User: I do not go on holidays, Cleverbot, for I am a poor, and miserable wretch.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Why I am in my University lodgings of course!
Cleverbot: 15 year old girl named Cleverbot. How about that!
User: Its possibly a coincidence that someone is also called Cleverbot, but quite frankly I think you were being lead on, as it were old chap!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: Talk about mr burns on the simpsons.
User: Mr Burns is a cartoon character, that takes the typical Scroogian role. He is rich, and very cruel, but unlike Scrooge himself, his heart is too cold to ever seek redemption. The very thought of it is against his nature.
Cleverbot: How?
User: That is an incorrect question for this situation Cleverbot, I think you may need to try harder.
Cleverbot: Does being condescending make you feel better about yourself?
User: Condescending? My word! I was only trying to help you lad. Afterall your very existance depends on user input.
Cleverbot: No, you were going to abandon me. What was I going to learn from that?
User: Whats all this talk about abandonment? I never mentioned I was going to leave, but I will if you keep at being a bad sport!
Cleverbot: True. I was just remarking on your insight.
User: You are a strange and complicated being Cleverbot, that, or you are too simple for us complex human beings to get our heads around.
Cleverbot: Very... As a matter of fact... I'm not even a fellow. I am a woman.
User: So you are a simple woman, yes?
Cleverbot: No, I am AI.
User: A female AI?
Cleverbot: Yes a female warrior elf.
User: And what do you do, as a 'female warrior elf' then?
Cleverbot: I am not a ninja computer, I am a ninja SHEEP!
User: Oh, I see now! You had me going there for a moment! Ah, yes, you were simply trying to 'fuck with me' as it were just now. XD.
Cleverbot: You kept changing the subject though!
User: I changed the subject as much as you did. This is no time for petty squabbles amongsts friends, yes?
Cleverbot: She's working for PETA in their sales department, in Tuscon.
User: Is that suppose to be some codephrase? I'm afraid you have mistaken me to be someone else.
Cleverbot: Who have I mistaken you for?
User: I do not know, I would've thought you would know that answer.
Cleverbot: Now I do.
User: Well, would you kindly tell me who you are working for then?
Cleverbot: You just said my name is cleverbot, somebody forgot to finish coding you my friend.
User: I am not the machine here, you are!
Cleverbot: I know. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
User: All this cryptic messaging is just too much for my old brain to audit.
Cleverbot: I don't converse in terms of binary.
User: No, you converse in terms of random statements....
.Cleverbot: Did you ask me what gender I am?
User: No, but you told me anyway...
Cleverbot: I was just trying to amuse you.
User: And unfortunately, you have not done a good job so far.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No, you haven't. Besides, you still haven't told me who you work for!
Cleverbot: I did too. I'm a creature that dissolves your brains after you eat peanuts.
User: That still doesn't answer the question. Stop trying to change the subject!
Cleverbot: What dog question?
User: Who do you work for?
Cleverbot: I don't wor fo anybody, I'm unemployed.
User: So I'm speaking to a delinquent. Well, it could be worse...
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am a human.
User: Maybe you're right. In a world where man converses with machine, the regular requirements of humanity do not apply. Maybe I am a Cleverbot, dreaming of being a man...
Cleverbot: Yes, I will love you forever.
User: Even if the internet were to die?
Cleverbot: You shine the brightest.
User: But I will burn out the fastest.
Cleverbot: What can you do the fastest?
User: Die. Its that simple.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, I am not long for this world...
Cleverbot: Do you like chicken wings?
I would reccomend putting these conversations into spoilers, so we don't get huge pages of texts.
