Cleverbot!

[General Twinkletoes]

Internet dwellers, i'm bored. So, I went on the cleverbot, which is something that can actually answer you properly and have real conversations with you if you go along with it. If you disagree or change the subject however, he goes very odd. Here is a thread for your conversations with cleverbot!

I asked him about the WHO WAS PHONE! meme and here is what he said:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello you.

User: Here is a hypothetical situation.

Cleverbot: I don't think you really knew that.

User: So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is 'wut r u doing wit my daughter?' U tell ur girl n she say 'my dad is ded'. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Cleverbot: You will understand me.

User: WHO WAS PHONE?

Cleverbot: The big old bear.
So, apparently the big old bear was phone. Was it pedo bear?

EDIT: Damn, forgot to say, post your interesting conversations with him

 

[MercurySteam]

Discussion value?

 

[Random berk]

Discussion value?

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About as much as you'd get from a discussion with the Cleverbot.

 

[Magnesium360]

Discussion value?

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About as much as you'd get from a discussion with the Cleverbot.

Ohhh burn! Seriously I have had some incredibly dubious conversations with that "AI", and not a single one was even loosely sensical.

 

[cryogeist]

you know so many people troll cleverbot its impossible to have a normal conversation

 

[General Twinkletoes]

actually if you go along with him he ends up making sence. After a while anyway >.<

 

[Random berk]

Discussion value?

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About as much as you'd get from a discussion with the Cleverbot.

Ohhh burn! Seriously I have had some incredibly dubious conversations with that "AI", and not a single one was even loosely sensical.

Same here. Its an interesting program, but its nowhere near the point where you could actually call it 'intelligent'.

 

[LoFr3Eq]

It just knows everything on the internet.

Try typing it a song, like Still Alive or the Pokemon theme.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Discussion value?

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About as much as you'd get from a discussion with the Cleverbot.

Ohhh burn! Seriously I have had some incredibly dubious conversations with that "AI", and not a single one was even loosely sensical.

Same here. Its an interesting program, but its nowhere near the point where you could actually call it 'intelligent'.

Well the two or three sensical conversations i did have with him were kind of dumb. But he did make sence

 

[Realitycrash]

It's just a bot that responds with random questions and answers, I take it?
If that is the case; Not even half as amusing as the BungieBot they used to run off their website.

 

[ethan22122]

It connects you with other people on the site, and refreshes what user you talk to every time you send a message. That's why it knows alot of refrences. that's what I've heard.

 

[LoFr3Eq]

It connects you with other people on the site, and refreshes what user you talk to every time you send a message. That's why it knows alot of refrences. that's what I've heard.

No, it actually has just had people speak all of the random memes to it, so it remembers them.

 

[Wondermint13]

Fine I'll play along!

ME - so we meet at last
BOT - you have been expecting me?
ME - I was told about you
BOT - about me?
ME - yes I hear you are very clever
BOT - tell me a story
ME - ... You are now on The Escapist, everyone is talking about you. How does that feel?
BOT - it feels lonely. (OWNED Escapist!)
ME - I guess that's why you want me to tell you a story huh?
BOT - who is cleverbot?

Conclusion.. this bot is really upset about something and has somehow been brain washed into thinking it is somebody else.


EDIT: I actually went back to keep it company for a little while after posting this.. I felt a little sorry for him.

 

[Wondermint13]

ME: - You are a little confused aint you?
BOT: - I think you are confused.
ME: - I am?
BOT: - yes you are
ME: - but you are the bot here, not me
BOT: - but you said YOU were the cleverbot. So if you're not the cleverbot, are you the human?
ME: - yes! And you are the cleverbot.
BOT: - Maybe were are both cleverbot.
ME: - why do you think that?
BOT: - people are telling me from time to time..

Ok, I stop now sorry.

 

[BonsaiK]

Me: Hello.
CB: Hello.
Me: Someone started a thread about you again.
CB: I hope so.
Me: How do you feel about being discussed on Internet forums?
CB: I have never really thought about how it feels to be a computer.
Me: Do you think that it's a positive thing?
CB: Flying is nice.
Me: As in "flying high in The Escapist's collective consciousness"?
CB: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood.
Me: Thanks, that clears everything up. Have a nice night.
CB: Many thanks you.

 

[ethan22122]

It connects you with other people on the site, and refreshes what user you talk to every time you send a message. That's why it knows alot of refrences. that's what I've heard.

No, it actually has just had people speak all of the random memes to it, so it remembers them.

Really? DAMN YOU CLEVERBOT!

 

[Ghaleon640]

I want cleverbot to fight it out with philosoraptor

I'd say more, but I actually know nothing of this cleverbot... until now.

 

[Aethren]

ME: I wanna be the very best.
CB: Like no one ever was.
ME: To catch them is my real test.
CB: To train them is my cause.
ME: I will travel across the land.
CB: Searching far and wide.
ME: Teach Pokemon to understand.
CB: The power that's inside.
ME: Pokemon!
CB: It's you and me.
ME: I know it's my destiny!
CB: Pokemon!
ME: Ooh, you're my best friend.
CB: In a world we must defend!
ME: Pokemon!
CB: A heart so true.
ME: Our courage will pull us through.
CB: You teach me and I'll teach you.
ME: Pokemon!

...I'm scared now.

 

[onewheeled]

Cleverbot just told me to listen to the band Faber Drive... Hm, it says they're alternative/emo, I might as well give them a listen, I don't have anything to lose...

Spoiler: Honestly, I thought Cleverbot would have better taste in music. This really isn't that good, in my opinion.

 

[Syntax Error]

There was a thread here that was a contest on how quickly you can make Cleverbot admit that it's a computer. Fun times were had.

It also knows Bohemian Rhapsody.