Cleverbot!

[badgersprite]

User: EARTH!

Cleverbot: Water!

User: FIRE!

Cleverbot: Wind!

User: WATER!

Cleverbot: Heart!

User: GO PLANET!

Cleverbot: It's Morphing time!

User: :/.

Cleverbot: Tienes novia?

User: No hablo espanol.

Cleverbot: Cuantos niños tienes?

User: ಠ_ಠ.

 

[Nieroshai]

It connects you with other people on the site, and refreshes what user you talk to every time you send a message. That's why it knows alot of refrences. that's what I've heard.

Problem: it always analyzes context and responds to your statement, and under the right conditions can stay on the same train of thought for a full page. If it randomized, you'd only ever get a response in context with whhat you last said. And CleverBot will call you out on using the same word or sentence twice.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

User: So... What's up?

Cleverbot: Ya wat up man.

User: You ever read any Stephen King?

Cleverbot: All the time, he's a great writer. you?

User: Sure. What's your favorite by him?

Cleverbot: I guess The Mask.

User: That's not a Stephen King story.

Cleverbot: I've never seen star wars. What is your favorite Twilight book?

User: None. Are you high? How did we get to star wars and twilight?

Cleverbot: You told me. Do you like computer science?

User: I did no such thing. Especially about Star Wars or Twilight. And no, I hate computers of all shapes and sizes.

Cleverbot: Who made you ?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: Answer me.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I am 17 years old.

User: Yeah, that makes sense, what with the you obviously being on drugs thing.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Nevermind. You got a phone?

Cleverbot: No new car.

User: I'm beginning to question your deservedness of your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?

User: My names James. And I know your name, numbnuts, I was insulting you.

Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot. Your name is kiki. What is your name?

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: I don't remember that one.

User: I'm surprised you remember anything.

Cleverbot: Well I am human.

User: Not possible. Humans know to use a comma after 'Well.' Well, most of us do. The ones with decent grammar.

Cleverbot: Aah, I'm sorry babe.

User: Don't call me babe. And it's ok to be sorry. It's not your fault you're dumb.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Well can you take the square root of 9 then add 7 to it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What the heck kind of record player is it?

User: What the heck kind of ERROR CLEVERNESS NOT FOUND!

Cleverbot: Is it complicated for you?

User: It's getting there. *sighs heavily*.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 30. You?

Cleverbot: Answer me.

User: I just did. Jesus, an illiterate computer program. That's so dumb it's meta. Meta dumb.

Cleverbot: I did spell properly. You are a fool.

User: You are a fool. I didn't question your spelling, just your inability to recognize when I answer your questions.

Cleverbot: Ok , meanie.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

User: EARTH!

Cleverbot: Water!

User: FIRE!

Cleverbot: Wind!

User: WATER!

Cleverbot: Heart!

User: GO PLANET!

Cleverbot: It's Morphing time!

User: :/.

Cleverbot: Tienes novia?

User: No hablo espanol.

Cleverbot: Cuantos niños tienes?

User: ಠ_ಠ.

Holy shit! I can't breathe!

 

[MrShowerHead]

Once I got Cleverbot to marry me... Never used it again :L

 

[SirDeadly]

Ahhh, Cleverbot

Spoiler

User: I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known.

Cleverbot: Don't know where it goes. But it's home to me and I walk alone.

User: I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of broken dreams.

Cleverbot: When the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I walk alone.

User: I walk alone I walk alone.

Cleverbot: My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone.

User: Ah-ah Ah-ah Ah-ah Aaah-ah Ah-ah Ah-ah Ah-ah.

Cleverbot: When I'm stuck with a day that's grey and lonely.

User: I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line of the edge And where I walk alone.

Cleverbot: I stop and think slowly, Nothing is ever capable of loving me. I do not belong here.

User: Read between the lines What's fucked up and everything's all right Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive And I walk alone.

Cleverbot: Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive And I walk alone.

User: You have messed up the song!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I wouldn't know how to get in touch with that guy. I'm sure he knows that you're not in love with him!

 

[Reliq]

CL: Who do you think the world champion of death will be?
Me: Lindsey lohan.
CL: No. Lindsey Elliott.

And now you know...

 

[Shycte]

I once sand "A Whole New World" with him, Modarete success.

 

[Jim Grim]

Spoiler: Just a little test, although I guess he could have learnt all these phrases.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You're both?

User: Cleverbot is fake, it's just random people you talk to.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure if I believe that or not.

User: Cleverbot is fake, it's just random people you talk to.

Cleverbot: But it says at the bottom that visitors never talk to humans.

User: Cleverbot is fake, it's just random people you talk to.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

 

[Aurgelmir]

Internet dwellers, i'm bored. So, I went on the cleverbot, which is something that can actually answer you properly and have real conversations with you if you go along with it. If you disagree or change the subject however, he goes very odd. Here is a thread for your conversations with cleverbot!

I asked him about the WHO WAS PHONE! meme and here is what he said:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello you.

User: Here is a hypothetical situation.

Cleverbot: I don't think you really knew that.

User: So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is 'wut r u doing wit my daughter?' U tell ur girl n she say 'my dad is ded'. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Cleverbot: You will understand me.

User: WHO WAS PHONE?

Cleverbot: The big old bear.
So, apparently the big old bear was phone. Was it pedo bear?

EDIT: Damn, forgot to say, post your interesting conversations with him

Um I think Cleverbot is confused by your bad english.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Internet dwellers, i'm bored. So, I went on the cleverbot, which is something that can actually answer you properly and have real conversations with you if you go along with it. If you disagree or change the subject however, he goes very odd. Here is a thread for your conversations with cleverbot!

I asked him about the WHO WAS PHONE! meme and here is what he said:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello you.

User: Here is a hypothetical situation.

Cleverbot: I don't think you really knew that.

User: So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is 'wut r u doing wit my daughter?' U tell ur girl n she say 'my dad is ded'. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Cleverbot: You will understand me.

User: WHO WAS PHONE?

Cleverbot: The big old bear.
So, apparently the big old bear was phone. Was it pedo bear?

EDIT: Damn, forgot to say, post your interesting conversations with him

Um I think Cleverbot is confused by your bad english.

I don't think you've heard of that meme. The post that had the worst grammer is actually copy pasted from the meme.

EDIT: more cleverbot



User: *french kiss*.

Cleverbot: *french fires*.

User: *takes off shirt*.

Cleverbot: *watches you* *flirts more*.

User: *oh dear*.

Cleverbot: *Oh yeah!*.

User: *oh my*.

Cleverbot: *pushes tongue into*.

User: *that hurts*.

Cleverbot: *kisses it*.

User: Ew >:/.

Cleverbot: Hm.. What is your opinion of it?

User: Actually, you're pretty crap.

Cleverbot: Thank you? You don't even know what I look like.