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[feather240]

What's the most "aloof", crazy, and clever thing you've ever done? Was it sneaking past a security camera well wearing neon green Bermuda shorts and a sombrero or pointing a laser pointer at your greatest enemy and saying head-shot as 10 Liters of cornstarch and water falls on his head. Maybe you just escaped into an elevator after you said it, or the last person they'd want to see arguing with you walks in. What have you done that is actually clever?

Edit: Dang title, I could have sworn I had it right.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Hmmm I have done many things perticularily clever.

 

[feather240]

Hmmm I have done many things perticularily clever.

like... (This is where you tell us, got it? Okay, good.)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Hmmm I have done many things perticularily clever.

like... (This is where you tell us, got it? Okay, good.)

Let me say it like this: I have done many things that have been peticularily clever, but few come to mind right at this minute, cause most of my schemes are realatively covert, so very few involve me sneaking past cameras or diving into elevators. The only one that comes to mind is my when I was playin dodgeball and a kid on the other team jumped onto a barricade. I stood up, threw the ball, and it nailed him directly in the centre of the chest. He flew of the 'cade, flew like 5 feet back and landed hard. It was a beautiful shot.

 

[feather240]

Hmmm I have done many things perticularily clever.

like... (This is where you tell us, got it? Okay, good.)

Let me say it like this: I have done many things that have been peticularily clever, but few come to mind right at this minute, cause most of my schemes are realatively covert, so very few involve me sneaking past cameras or diving into elevators. The only one that comes to mind is my when I was playin dodgeball and a kid on the other team jumped onto a barricade. I stood up, threw the ball, and it nailed him directly in the centre of the chest. He flew of the 'cade, flew like 5 feet back and landed hard. It was a beautiful shot.

1. Thanks

2. You DID say a one liner though right? "You've just been terminated." That's how we do it in *insert hometown*. "Oh, how the mighty have fallen!" "FAIL" "Headshot"

 

[feather240]

Normally, I'm no search bar Nazi, but it gets a bit annoying when there's a new iteration of this very question day after day.

Got anything to contribute for the topic.

 

[Asciotes]

There apears to be a game set into the paintings at school. A friend and I are going to figure out what the hidden message is. She noticed it though, so she gets points for being the clever one. For me it was playing cheat, there was a huge pile and I played my card. I then started to fake a surpressed smile. One of the other players called cheat on me, but I had played the right cards, causing them to take the entire pile.

 

[Kriptonite]

Wow feather240, you seem to be just an overall jerk. Not a great way to start on the Escapist but whatev, do what you want, just kindly please.

 

[Kriptonite]

Wow feather240, you seem to be just an overall jerk. Not a great way to start on the Escapist but whatev, do what you want, just kindly please.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Hmmm I have done many things perticularily clever.

like... (This is where you tell us, got it? Okay, good.)

Let me say it like this: I have done many things that have been peticularily clever, but few come to mind right at this minute, cause most of my schemes are realatively covert, so very few involve me sneaking past cameras or diving into elevators. The only one that comes to mind is my when I was playin dodgeball and a kid on the other team jumped onto a barricade. I stood up, threw the ball, and it nailed him directly in the centre of the chest. He flew of the 'cade, flew like 5 feet back and landed hard. It was a beautiful shot.

1. Thanks

2. You DID say a one liner though right? "You've just been terminated." That's how we do it in *insert hometown*. "Oh, how the mighty have fallen!" "FAIL" "Headshot"

I was under fire so all I had time to say was something along the lines of "SNIPE" but if I had more time I woulda said something a bit more witty.