Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

The Bum

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One day Charlie was found under a cliff dead. The police called Charlie's brother Sean who had witnessed the whole thing. This is what Sean said to the police: "I was taking a walk along the cliff, to find Charlie and his girlfriend fighting. I didn't want to interrupt so I stood behind a tree. Charlie was wearing a big leather jacket and had on gloves and jeans. He was also wearing black boots. That's when I saw Charlie pick up a rock, threatening to hit his girlfriend with it. That's when I approached him to tell him to stop. I must have startled him because he started running right off the cliff". The police immediately investigated where Charlie was fighting with his girlfriend. The police found the rock charlie was about to throw at his girlfriend, with fingerprints on it. Without scanning the fingerprints, The police immediately arrested Sean. Why?
 

Crayzor

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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
 

CounterAttack

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I do not walk, I do not fly,
Breathe what I breathe and you will die.
The Catholics, they all come my way,
For they can eat me on Friday.

What am I?
 

KronosTalon

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I turn polar bears white
and i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me,i'll pop.
If you look at me,you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
 

Mr.Mudkip

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Hmmm

It holds power greater than gods to some,
and to some it hold no power of all.
It can make men weep, and it can make them sing.
What are people willing to lay everything on?