Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

[CounterAttack]

That's not it.

 

[revolverwolf]

He shouted til his voice was sore and used the saw to cut the bed in half.
Then he put the two halves of a bed back together to make a whole.
Then he jumped through the hole in the wall!

It makes sense.

If this does turn out to be right, which I seriously, seriously, seriously doubt, someone else can post a riddle. =P

 

[CounterAttack]

Another incorrect answer. While plausible - apart from the fact that the bed is built into the wall, but I digress - it's not the one I'm looking for.

 

[Sporky111]

He was never in the cell in the first place. If there are no windows and no doors, and solid concrete walls, there is no way for him to have been put in the cell.

 

[CounterAttack]

Nope.

At this point I feel a hint is in order: Don't think too hard about this one.

 

[DustinLiang]

There were only three walls?

 

[CounterAttack]

That's not it.

 

[fa_fallen_ye]

Theres no roof and he just climbed out?

 

[Sporky111]

Was he hiding under the bed?

 

[KronosTalon]

Ninjas!

 

[CounterAttack]

It was really thin concrete, so he could just walk through it?

Sometimes I think I think too laterally

Theres no roof and he just climbed out?

Was he hiding under the bed?

Ninjas!

Not a single right answer among you. If you want I can PM you the answer, though you can't post it in the thread if I do.

 

[KronosTalon]

Just tell me I'm dyin

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

A man is placed in a jail cell overnight. The cell walls, floor and ceiling are blank concrete with no windows and no doors; there is just him and a bed built into one wall. The next morning the jailers find no-one in the cell. How did the man escape?

The man hid underneath or in the mattress.

 

[CounterAttack]

Nope.

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

The man used the bed bars to fashion a shiv, then stabbed the guard in the middle of the night to steal his keys.

 

[CounterAttack]

One guess per person, and no.

 

[Stoic raptor]

"Blank" concrete?

this concrete is not actually there, because they are "blank"

 

[CounterAttack]

That doesn't make sense. Would you mind explaining that a little better, please?

 

[LilGherkin]

All the walls are made of solid concrete with no doors or windows so they couldn't get in and see him at all.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Did he dig out?