Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

[Captainguy42]

Sweet, hopefully this one won't fail...

If you eat me you die,
If you drink me you die,
If you breath me you die,
The rich need me,
The poor have me,
I am Holier than God,
I am mor Evil than the Devil,

What am I?

 

[CounterAttack]

Nothing.

 

[Captainguy42]

That was quick, your turn.

 

[CounterAttack]

Actually, someone else can ask one, I can't think of any right now.

 

[Captainguy42]

Alright I got another one, should be harder.

A man is found dead, in a room with a table, chairs, and 56 Bicycles all of which belonged to him. He was shot in the chest with a gun, so it must have been a murder. Why was he killed?

 

[CounterAttack]

He stole the bicycles and didn't return them, so they shot him.

 

[Captainguy42]

No he owned all the bicycles legally.

 

[CounterAttack]

*looks up the answer* My God... *facepalm*

 

[Captainguy42]

Hehe, are you gonna say it or let someone else guess?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'll let someone else have it. No point in giving the answer away if you've looked it up.

 

[jonny bhoy]

whats the answer??? I can't seem to find it...

 

[Broken Orange]

No one is going to figure this one without cheating, which I did so my answer is null, or have heard this riddle before.

 

[Moderationintime]

He slept with his best friends girlfriend and the friend came in and shot him.

 

[Captainguy42]

Still none yet, I'll give guys a hint, it had to do with gambling.

 

[LilGherkin]

Because he cheated at a card game. Bicycle is a card brand. Only 52 cards in a deck, the man's got 56. Enough for 4 of a kind aces same suit, or whatever combination of 4 he wants.

 

[Captainguy42]

Correct your turn

 

[LilGherkin]

Alright, I've got one. (More of a pun, than a riddle)

What's brown and sticky?

 

[Broken Orange]

It can be multiple things, but the version that I heard off has the answer be a stick.

 

[LilGherkin]

A stick indeed. Your move, but when I type my next riddle my revenge will rival that of Montezuma.

 

[Broken Orange]

Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter. What is it? And for the love of god, please don't cheat with google.