*****-clones

[Urgh76]

I just recently watched an episode of family guy where Stewie made a clone of him and Brian only much much dumber and then made them his ***** so that got me thinking...

If you could, would you make a clone of yourself, dumber and then make it your *****? if so why?

Me, i totally would so i could have it go to work and do.... other things..... (lol)

 

[crudus]

Not at all. A dumber version of me would be bad considering he won't have the impulse control. Maybe a female version but that is a different topic.

 

[Biek]

Id rather have a dumber clone of someone else to do my bidding.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Not really. A dummer one wouldn't be able to do my schoolwork

 

[Burst6]

Dumber? i don't have any trouble doing simple physical work. I need a genius. I'll steal his brains then ill become genius. This will be possible because i will force him to make the technology

 

[Internet Kraken]

I doubt a clone that is dumber than me would be able to do anything useful. Besides, I think watching myself fail at the most basic tasks would be rather depressing.

Plus what if the clone got smarter than me? Then I would be his *****.

 

[DoW Lowen]

If I had a dumb downed clone, he'd still be smarter than y'all. Oh snap!

OT: I think I would have him type out my notes every week. God knows I'm too lazy to do them myself.

 

[Ham Blitz]

Yea, I just watched that episode. Anyway, no, if they were stupid and deformed like the ***** clones, I wouldn't want one.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Maybe a same intelligence but completely obedient clone of myself...? But I'd still rather not, having a clone would just be creepy.

 

[geldonyetich]

Thinking you can spawn a dumber clone to be your workforce is a bit like thinking you can make your kids do whatever you want them to do. There's no guarantee that dumber will mean subordinate, so it's not very likely to be an effective means to get a workforce...

... now, robots, on the other hand...

Also, you might want to watch where you throw around the term "making your *****." It's technically a pimping term that means you're subjugating someone so you can use them for prostitution. When it's said on Family Guy we know what they mean, but saying it on an Internet forum leaves room for misinterpretation...

 

[IxionIndustries]

I would. I'd make him go to school and do other menial shit for me, and then I could finally pursue my goals for a world-wide conquest!

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Well, having a dumber close of myself would be nice and have it's benifits. Like having someone to beat the snot out of or yell at when I'm frustrated. But then again, I like to declare myself my own ***** so that eliminated the need for a clone, really.

 

[Colours]

A dumber me would have absolutely no redeeming merits.

But he'd make a loyal pet anyway.

 

[Lullabye]

add a sex change in there then yes i would.

 

[Urgh76]

I doubt a clone that is dumber than me would be able to do anything useful. Besides, I think watching myself fail at the most basic tasks would be rather depressing.

Plus what if the clone got smarter than me? Then I would be his *****.

that's why he's stupid, stupid

 

[Internet Kraken]

I doubt a clone that is dumber than me would be able to do anything useful. Besides, I think watching myself fail at the most basic tasks would be rather depressing.

Plus what if the clone got smarter than me? Then I would be his *****.

that's why he's stupid, stupid

A stupid person doesn't necessarily stay stupid. If the clone was so stupid that it wasn't even capable of learning anything, then it would be of no use.

 

[Spaghetti]

Define "dumb"...Is it (to quote Yahtzee) "Pants on head retarded dumb" or "Takes Glen Beck's words as gospel" dumb?

...because in either case I probably wouldn't (makes me wonder why I even bothered writing the first bit).
There would be something a bit weird about abusing...myself that wouldn't so much make me feel guilty, but wierd. So it would deffinitly have to be a clone of someone else...preferably Glen Beck. You know what, forget the clone part...

 

[flare09]

I don't exactly have that many things to do that I can't get done myself. So I wouldn't want a dumber me running around anyways.

 

[enzilewulf]

Maybe a female version but that is a different topic.

But then wouldn't it be dumber anyway? *flee*
Anyway a male clone of myself would be pointless. Unless I needed organs but then anything I developed it would as well sooo.

Hasn't this been a movie befor? o yeah the island

 

[WrcklessIntent]

Greatest episode ever.

OT. Fuck yes without a single doubt in my mind. I would finally have my own servent who wouldn't question me.