Cloning Yourself

[Nargleblarg]

I read recently that cloning humans is not too far away. So I wonder if you had a clone of yourself what would you do with it. enslave them, treat them like a child, craft them into some sort of hybrid killer, raise them so they cure cancer? you choose

 

[HateDread]

--Insert obligatory sex-with-self joke--

Uhm, team up with them and combine brain-power to solve problems? That, and he could play bass on the piano, while I do melody. We'd be insane because we think the same. Hells yeah.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Use it for organ tranplants.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Finally have someone to talk to?
No wait, he wouldn't be able to talk about anything new.

 

[BNguyen]

--Insert obligatory sex-with-self joke--

Uhm, team up with them and combine brain-power to solve problems? That, and he could play bass on the piano, while I do melody. We'd be insane because we think the same. Hells yeah.

Well, I don't think it would be possible for you and your clone to think the same because they don't possess your mind. In fact, your clone could develop into a dark side or extra good-hearted version of yourself.
But depending upon the clone itself, I use him to help me multitask so everything could get done at a faster rate.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

--Insert obligatory sex-with-self joke--

Okay, how about, If you have sex with your clone, is that considered masturbating?

Edit: Actually, that sounded funnier in my head.

 

[mythbuster343]

I would "kill" myself.

nah I would just play GH with him since my bro sucks

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

That's for me and myself to know.

But I'll probably just send it to some adoptive parents and keep an eye on it as it grows up. May have some nice conversions once a year but that's about it.

Oh, but I'll make sure he lives a different life to make sure he turns out differently and when I die make sure the clone keep making clones so I live forever.

Or I could always do that thing from "House of the Scorpions."

XD

 

[ExaltedK9]

If I had a clone of myself: Me and K9 would form an unstoppable, superforce tag-team, and eventually rule the world.

 

[bookboy]

I would also create a machine that allowed me to transfer thoughts and memories and personality etc.etc. into another being, then I would send my clone out to do all of the boring things I don't feel like doing, such as going to school. It would do all of these things willingly sort of like C2 in that teletoon program (I think it's called Carl Squared.) and then I could simply download all of the new information into my mind afterwards.

 

[HateDread]

--Insert obligatory sex-with-self joke--

Okay, how about, If you have sex with your clone, is that considered masturbating?

Well... I don't know. Probably not. Good idea! Cloning here I come

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Make lots of clones, age them to around 20. Put them into suspended animation. As my body grows old, I will then remove the clone-brain and insert my own into the clone's now vacant body...

 

[hypothetical fact]

I would also create a machine that allowed me to transfer thoughts and memories and personality etc.etc. into another being, then I would send my clone out to do all of the boring things I don't feel like doing, such as going to school. It would do all of these things willingly sort of like C2 in that teletoon program (I think it's called Carl Squared.) and then I could simply download all of the new information into my mind afterwards.

Then your clone would revolt against you and engage in perfectly symmetrical fighting.

Also Bored Tomatoe how do you plan on putting your brain in a clone after it is ouside your body?

 

[vxicepickxv]

I would pull pranks on people, using the old switcharoo. It would be great.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

I would make each a specialist. One would be devoted to the less technical classes, while I would be devoted to them. One would be the ladies man who would get all of us laid. I may have already thought this out...

EDIT: Wait, I would be the greatest magician of all time! Take that, Hugh Jackman.

 

[mhitman]

i would clone myself in order to feed all the hungry cannibals in the world

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I have always said that if I were to meet myself I would put me in the face. Seriously, I think that I would just annoy myself so much that I wouldn't want to be in the same room as me.

Those were a strange sentences to write.

 

[Zephirius]

I wouldn't want a clone. Maybe for organs or something, but otherwise... I don't think I'd get along with a smug, arrogant, self-righteous ass like myself.

 

[NinjaSkills]

Either: Fight it, Play video games against it, use it for organ transplants, cannibalistic desires, etc, etc. Then when bored with it, I'll kill it and make another one

 

[Dr.Sean]

I would clone an army of myself to conquer the world
I would make them scrub every inch of my home
I would sell them over the black market
I would keep the ones with genetic mutations, for those are the most valuable.