Cloverfield Reviewed

QuantumPope

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From the large monies of J.J. Abrams comes a romantic adventure of- Waaaiiittt a second...I came to watch a monster movie!

The story for me is essentially a hump. Starts slow with the character introductions, and comes to quite the high point of action and I when they were blasting the monster with the missile racks it was pretty sweet.

After that point it was a downhill of confusing events which lead to very disappointing love stuff with predictable deaths around every corner. A lot of things were left to be unanswered which was just one of many things that bothered me. The plot just gets weaker and weaker and the actors, while good in some places, I believe start to really seem unrealistic at this point.

Though not all of it was bad. As a film maker myself I enjoy watching movies for the cinematography that goes through the making of a film. I thought the "handheld" style was unique(which really shows the YouTube generation of information sharing) but it only worked well at certain points in the movie. One thing for sure though was that the special effects were right on target I guess the thing that really killed it for me was the seemingly meaningless romantic plot line which killed the whole monster movie feeling I had going into it.

tl;dr- Save your $11.95(Well that's for Canadians)

All in all though, I felt it was just a bad experience for me. It did not really make me think like most movies though and I sat through the very annoying and over the top credits music that fits less than the credits at the end of V for Vendetta. (For those who watched them...You know what I am talking about.)
 

Fire Daemon

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Awww I was looking forward to that movie. Oh well I guess I'll just go play with some dinosaur toys.




Rarrr said t-rex as he casts flare.
 

CK002

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it looked good on the trailers, but by the sounds of it they put all the action sequences into the trailer lol. sounds liek another Titanic (not that it was bad but the love story killed so much of my respect for historical accuracy) and come to think of it... pearl harbor too...
 

Hey Joe

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CK002 said:
sounds liek another Titanic (not that it was bad but the love story killed so much of my respect for historical accuracy) and come to think of it... pearl harbor too...
AND ALSO WHEN HARRY MET SALLY!

Yeah, I don't think I'll be seeing this. I'm not paying 10.50 to go see some shaky camera with brief glimpses of a CGI monster. I watched Juno instead today.
 

Elim Garak

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Yea, no way can a monster like that take 125 mm depleted uranium rounds. Plus I don't care who or what you are, but if a 2000 lb bomb lands on your back and explodes, you are not getting up and walking away.

I was waiting for Mecha Godzilla or Mecha Streisand the entire movie.

They should have just killed the monster in the middle of the movie, and spent the rest of it dealing with the spider things that came off. Plus the spiders sounded very funny - awesome chance for Gremlin-like action. :)
 

Damn Dirty Ape

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There is a love story? DEAR GOD WHY? Another hope for a decent movie these days is crushed like a bug under my shoe :(

Note to directors, please stop introducing shitty love stories into action movies to attract female audiences.
 

m_jim

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Wow...all the hate for Cloverfield's love angle. Hell, I actually liked it. I didn't follow the viral campaign, so maybe I didn't go in with the expectations that you had, but even then it was still unexpected. I liked that it gave the movie a human feel rather than being just a rock 'em, sock 'em, smashy monster movie.

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Although, I'm with Elim on calling BS on that thing not getting blown to kingdom come when the stealth bomber dropped its payload on its spine.
 

John Galt

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I'm just tweaked that they didn't make the monster a giant whale-cthulu like everyone thought it was. Stupid speculation getting my hopes up.