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Assholes in GTA4
I Drive up to help them, Or to play as a team you know againsit the cops even on a server where friendly fire is not allowed and they fucking shoot my car or try to kill me. I Try to help them so we may have some fun but they are so parinoid by the other jerks in the games that they don't think anyone has the abilty to be kind or help them in a tight situations, So they shoot. Or you know they just wanted to be a jerk. Either way any time I try to help I get about 1/25 People who will regonize the act and hop in or politly walk away.
I Drive up to help them, Or to play as a team you know againsit the cops even on a server where friendly fire is not allowed and they fucking shoot my car or try to kill me. I Try to help them so we may have some fun but they are so parinoid by the other jerks in the games that they don't think anyone has the abilty to be kind or help them in a tight situations, So they shoot. Or you know they just wanted to be a jerk. Either way any time I try to help I get about 1/25 People who will regonize the act and hop in or politly walk away.
I can't think of any because I'm usually that jerk.
I can name the things I have done to annoy my friends and amused me greatly.
- Sticky grenade to the back of the head then poke friend "Hey you have something on your face" immediately spray his skull with the assault rifle. (Halo - All)
- Block survivors from the safe house. (Left 4 Dead)
- Follow someone I know online shooting my unsilenced gun next to them constantly. Then when we both get riddled with bullets say "I think they knew where we were somehow" (Call of Duty)
- I cannot drive in games, so whenever a friend tells me to drive I repeatedly run over them until they finally take up the drivers seat.
- Randomly override their portals during jumping puzzles (Portal 2)
- Stand just behind and to the side of someone mining and replace each block with a block of similar kind the moment they mine it (Minecraft)
Other then that I don't play many co-op games, which my friend are quite happy with. I am known to push random buttons while they are hogging the controller. And I once even hooked up a second mouse to a friends computer while they were playing CoD on some high level and randomly started clicking and moving the mouse.
Mostly just harmless fun though. I've never understood people being able to get griefed in a videogame, it's a videogame. It's fun. Note that I have had things ninja'ed from me in wow like an Enchanted Black Dragon Sinew, and like everyone else I've been corpse camped quite a few times but I never felt more then annoyed.
I can name the things I have done to annoy my friends and amused me greatly.
- Sticky grenade to the back of the head then poke friend "Hey you have something on your face" immediately spray his skull with the assault rifle. (Halo - All)
- Block survivors from the safe house. (Left 4 Dead)
- Follow someone I know online shooting my unsilenced gun next to them constantly. Then when we both get riddled with bullets say "I think they knew where we were somehow" (Call of Duty)
- I cannot drive in games, so whenever a friend tells me to drive I repeatedly run over them until they finally take up the drivers seat.
- Randomly override their portals during jumping puzzles (Portal 2)
- Stand just behind and to the side of someone mining and replace each block with a block of similar kind the moment they mine it (Minecraft)
Other then that I don't play many co-op games, which my friend are quite happy with. I am known to push random buttons while they are hogging the controller. And I once even hooked up a second mouse to a friends computer while they were playing CoD on some high level and randomly started clicking and moving the mouse.
Mostly just harmless fun though. I've never understood people being able to get griefed in a videogame, it's a videogame. It's fun. Note that I have had things ninja'ed from me in wow like an Enchanted Black Dragon Sinew, and like everyone else I've been corpse camped quite a few times but I never felt more then annoyed.
Teamkilling, doorway jamming, refusing to drop the flag, startling the Witch, running into your crosshairs, refusing to hold fire, wasting ammo, tripping the alarm, the crimes are endless.
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Push AFKS really far distances from where they were (or into danger)
Walk behind cloaked players
(L4D way back when) Turn on sv_cheats, go observer and play the role of director on dick mode.
(garrys mod) Rig high powered thrusters on flammable cylinders and fire them like missiles at someone while they are working. (less than 75% chance of hitting. so usually itd end up *wissssssssssssssssssssss* looks around "the hell was that?" *wissssssssssss* kaboom.)
(TF2) Uber-charge a heavy but less then mid way through decide the nearby scout is more capable of tanking.
And of course everyones most obvious....
(borderlands) As a Siren steal the most powerful orange-epic rocket launcher from a tank.
Push AFKS really far distances from where they were (or into danger)
Walk behind cloaked players
(L4D way back when) Turn on sv_cheats, go observer and play the role of director on dick mode.
(garrys mod) Rig high powered thrusters on flammable cylinders and fire them like missiles at someone while they are working. (less than 75% chance of hitting. so usually itd end up *wissssssssssssssssssssss* looks around "the hell was that?" *wissssssssssss* kaboom.)
(TF2) Uber-charge a heavy but less then mid way through decide the nearby scout is more capable of tanking.
And of course everyones most obvious....
(borderlands) As a Siren steal the most powerful orange-epic rocket launcher from a tank.
getting Tea bagged by my own team when incapped - brink
when i play black ops mutltiplayer with FF on I get hit by a grenade or kill by teammates every 2 seconds - game that i wont be playing anymore
Crysis 2-when someone is seeing that there is an cloacked enemy behind me and he dosnt do anything about it.
Y U STEALING MAH KILLZ?-bulletstorm
when i play black ops mutltiplayer with FF on I get hit by a grenade or kill by teammates every 2 seconds - game that i wont be playing anymore
Crysis 2-when someone is seeing that there is an cloacked enemy behind me and he dosnt do anything about it.
Y U STEALING MAH KILLZ?-bulletstorm
Pyrokinesis said:
Sensei Le Roof said:
Out of curiosity: how can they see that you are trying/going to help rather than run them over, or kill them? I mean, if 96% of the people are indeed jerks, it seems like the safest bet would be to assume everyone will try to kill you, right?Javarock said:
OT: I guess friendly fire is the big no-no. I do prefer it when it's on in cooperative shooters though, because I like that you have to think a little before you shoot. However, a couple of my friends who aren't very good at the game are easily startled and will (try to) shoot everything that moves. And even though FF damage is usually less than what the enemy can do, it seems like these are the only occasions when those guys all of a sudden have pinpoint accuracy.
I also hate it when people are walking after me and blocking doorways we just went through. I actually don't know what the proper etiquette for this is, but sometimes I want to walk into a new area and immediately retreat if I spot a lot of enemies. A guy blocking a doorway (or worse: actually pushing me through) in that case can be really annoying.
There are ways in the game to communicate intent.Jordi said:
1) Slow the car as you get near them
2) Maintain a little distance so they can walk to you
3) Honk horn to signal your location to them, And to tell them they can get in
4) Your not shooting at them
5) Your not trying to run them over.
When I had RDR and when I would join a posse online with some random people nearly 50% of the time they always kill me for no reason. You not going to get XP for it, stop it right now.
Black Ops - Capture the Flag
I got the flag and i'm hiding waiting for my team to retrieve our flag so we can get the point. One of my teammates started following me and shooting in the air giving away my position. I'd move and he'd follow.
Eventually we got frag grenaded >_>
I got the flag and i'm hiding waiting for my team to retrieve our flag so we can get the point. One of my teammates started following me and shooting in the air giving away my position. I'd move and he'd follow.
Eventually we got frag grenaded >_>
Pulling too much aggro off the Tank in lower level dungons... I don't do it on purpose I just like to kill! It's just fun seeing the Tank desperately trying to gather threat from the ONE caster I just pulled! Doesn't help I'm a squishy Mage though...
World of Warcraft by the way!
World of Warcraft by the way!
Ugghhh, Horrible Portal 2 memories...
I was playing online with a stranger (I know, risky) and he got jealous of my yellow bar skin from a pre-order bonus at gamestop. we went into the chamber five test one and he REFUSED to do any testing. All he did was whine in steam chat. So I dumped his ass after the first puzzle. You wouldn't think there would be such terrible players on ps3...
(Captcha: Pie are squared. Where am I at? ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER.com?)
I was playing online with a stranger (I know, risky) and he got jealous of my yellow bar skin from a pre-order bonus at gamestop. we went into the chamber five test one and he REFUSED to do any testing. All he did was whine in steam chat. So I dumped his ass after the first puzzle. You wouldn't think there would be such terrible players on ps3...
(Captcha: Pie are squared. Where am I at? ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER.com?)