Come clean. (It's a game!)

[Portkins]

Alright. We all know what you've done, but we're going to push you through this anyway.

Don't try to hide it, we have our sources.

Just admit it.

We all know you're hiding it.

C'mon. Just say it.

Or else....

 

[Gnetin]

ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT!

I programmed ET for the Atari 2600.

Please don't kill me, I have a family. ;_;

 

[Portkins]

I KNEW IT!

But... Well.. I have a confession too...

I am... an...

Well.. I can't say it.. it's just...

I.. I voted for.. Ron Paul...

(Anyone getting the gist of this?)

 

[Gnetin]

Ron Paul!? That's nothin, son.

I once replaced an entire store's stock of body spray with mace.

 

[Portkins]

I knew it, that's why my body felt like it was coated in millions of painful fleas!

 

[GenHellspawn]

I once went into a store in Chinatown where they sold pirated movies, and replaced Wall-E with swap.avi. Both of them were on writable CDs so they never noticed.

 

[COR 2000]

I'll admit it.... I'm the one that Reprogrammed Jail-bot to kill the warden! I'M SO SORORRY!!! E-HEH!

(Reward for the reference.)

Edit: Sweet! 2112!

 

[Evilbunny]

Ok I admit it! I fed the dog viagra and left him alone with my sister. I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny!

 

[Birras]

Fine, I'll come clean...

I've never done a buster-run on a Mega Man game, i'm so ashamed :'(

 

[figment of mind]

Alright,Alright. I'll come clean....

I rigged the votes to get bush back in the white house.

 

[Portkins]

Well, anyway...

Try to keep your confessions real, I know who's lying, like YOU. Yes, YOU, I know all about YOU. So stop lying, LIAR.

You know who you are.

 

[Berethond]

i hate to say it, but,
I didn't support Obama.
i'm not sorry.

 

[Berethond]

i hate to admit it,
but,
I didn't support Obama
I'm not sorry.

EDIT: Oops, unintentional double post.
I'm sorry about that mistake, though.

 

[Mr. Fister]

Okay, I admit it...

I'm pregnant.

 

[Evilbunny]

Okay, I admit it...

I'm pregnant.

I admit it, I'm the one who impregnated you while you were sleeping.

 

[Berethond]

oh, wow...scary thought.

I admit it... it was me that DOUBLE POSTED!
*cries uncontrollably*

 

[Anarchemitis]

Like, seriously come clean or just stupid postings & hyperboles?

 

[Birras]

I'll admit it, I didn't cry when

Spoiler: Titanic spoilers, if for some reason you haven't seen it

Leonardo de Caprio's charecter died in Titanic

I know, I'm a heartless bastard

 

[Vivaldi]

Oh I cannot sustain this facade any longer!

I...I... I never finished any Half-Life game even though I claim to.

I'm sorry.

 

[Berethond]

I'm real sorry about this, but, I haven't played Fallout 3 yet.