Comeback Lines in Gaming

[USSR]

It's over 9000!!!!

I guess it's not really a comeback, but oh well =p

Well, some American called me a "Douchebaghackingvaginalicker".

I told him that his mother's fanny was actually quite nice, not that he didn't know anyway.

Then I spent the rest of my evening taking the piss out of his horribly nasal American accent (god I hate them).

Don't classify us in one grouping like that.

..god <.<

 

[Ranooth]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU"

"Your mum"

*ragequit*

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

Because the majority of flaming I get on Xbox Live is usually text messages, I tend to repeat what they say to me backwards.

Guy: 'Fuck you, you juggernaut using twat'
Me: 'tawt gnisu taunregguj ouy, ouy kcuF'

It tends to work, because they either can't comprehend what I just said or they just think I'm mental and leave me alone.

 

[McGee]

If people accuse me of hacking, I say I'm flattered that they think I'm so good .

 

[Scrythe]

*the mute button*

 

[Rand-m]

That's what she said.

In case someone tries to report me for a pointless post, that is actually my rebuttal for everything, gaming or not.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Call them a 12 year old. For some reason it really pisses people off. Though not the smartest comeback.

 

[Onewayheart]

I remember someone making fun of my username.

He asked if I got it from my girlfriend.
Then he said, "That's gay!".

I then replied, "So having a girlfriend makes me gay?".

 

[Joshimodo]

-"I hope you lubed up before I got here."
-"Does it confuse you, what with your mum having a bigger dick than your dad?"
-"Did getting raped in bring back painful memories from your childhood?"
-In response to "I fucked your mom!", I reply with "Yeah, she mentioned something about getting into paedophilia".
-"Go wash your mouth out, your breath smells like my balls."

And no, I don't use them often. I'm generally in party chat with my clan & mates, and I'm not usually in a childish mood.

 

[Ddgafd]

Me: Maybe you would beat me if you stopped sucking so bad!

My friend: Oh yea? I stopped sucking started blowing! Blowing your ass up!

Then I owned him. We were playing CoD4.

 

[Magnatek]

One response to a snotty Frenchman (French-Canadian, Haitian, I dunno, I'm no good at deciphering accents in other languages):

"OMELET DU FROMAGE!"

That's all you can say![/sing song voice]
[small]Dexter's Lab rocks.[/small]

So I was watching my roomate play Halo 3 online, and he was doing damn good. So after a game, some noob kid sent him a voice message about being a lagger, hacker, all those poinless crap that sounds like dialogue from Jerry Springer. So he sent a text reply "I love u"

I've actually done that myself, and it was fun. Then again, it was with friends, so all of us laughed.

 

[ChocoFace]

i just pretend like it's my first time playing the game.
Me, "Oh hey, how do i shoot? Hey i got a kill, is that good? Did i win?"

 

[Xris]

Whenever someone sends me a message like that, I just reply with 'lol'.

 

[Deleted]

'i just got this hola game today i dont know wat hak is i dont have that gun yet'

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Anything along the lines of "you're gay," respond with "Thank You." Listen to the confusion of the attempted insulter with glee.

How do you make this leap? Simply look at the generic image of a gay male and tell me how it is offensive.
+Stylish
+Good at cooking
+Relitively refined
+Respectful of Women
+etc.

 

[G1eet]

So I was watching my roomate play Halo 3 online, and he was doing damn good. So after a game, some noob kid sent him a voice message about being a lagger, hacker, all those poinless crap that sounds like dialogue from Jerry Springer. So he sent a text reply "I love u"

Derailing comebacks are also very fun. Someone during a L4D Versus match came back with:
<quote=I'll withhold his name to save face> I LOVE EATING POTATO CHIPS AND MASTURBATING AT THE SAME TIME!
My response:
<quote= Me>That's quite a talent you have there.

 

[archvile93]

Not my fault you suck so bad that I can hand your ass on a silver platter.

 

[Melion]

Gears Of War, Online match.

I killed a guy with the chainsaw a couple of times because he was most of the time careless and was just running around not looking around his surrounding.

After 6 kills on him he sent a message saying that I was a cheater, hacker and that I did some chainsaw uberhack on him.

My reply: "Actually, what I did OF you is shish-kebab. Yummy Kebab."