Comments From the Internet

[TheSkaAssassin]

Have you ever been reading on a forum/imageboard/comment page and saw a post that made you stop and say "Wha-?", and no matter how many times you re-read it you come no closer to understanding it?

This is the thread for posting/discussing those comments.

I'll start.
"The iPad is kinda like flaming goat shit rolling up hell.. fun to think about, but it's just not going to happen...."

 

[Marter]

Pretty much any comment I see on YouTube. Can't think of any specifics, but just go to any popular video and read through a couple pages. You'll get enough examples.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Probably one of the greatest "A-buh?" moments in internet history.

 

[Willem]

Have you ever been reading on a forum/imageboard/comment page and saw a post that made you stop and say "Wha-?", and no matter how many times you re-read it you come no closer to understanding it?

This is the thread for posting/discussing those comments.

I'll start.
"The iPad is kinda like flaming goat shit rolling up hell.. fun to think about, but it's just not going to happen...."

"The concept of the iPad is fun, but there's hardly a chance it will turn out that way."

I believe this is the translation.

 

[Blueruler182]

Anyone who talks in l34t speak. Or ghetto. I never understood the appeal of talking like you don't have an education... or even comparing yourself to someone who doesn't have an education for that matter.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Comment on a video of George Harrison on the Dick Cavett show:

"George was the best Beatle. He had sing many songs with those 3 guys that never gave songs for George to with what he wanted to sing his own work. I wish George could have not got the cancer."

I think I understand, and I think I agree with the message our friend here was trying to convey, he just sort of... Couldn't quite put together the right words.

 

[Drakmeire]

I just found this one on a youtube video about hedgehogs and my brain hurts.

"Who are the 13 idiots who missed the like buttom?? D:"

I'll try to find more memorable ones on youtube.

I may have found a goldmine of stupid comments
just go to any "Fred" video on youtube. (before doing so turn off your volume since just two seconds of audio from those videos will lower your IQ about 30 points)
you will find spam, people advertising their own channel and fans with the the worst grammer on the net.
ex: "haha im like fred vids keep making them =]"

R.I.P intelligent society.