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[Daystar Clarion]

http://i.imgur.com/HDb3XYm.jpg

Have you ever been so grumpy that you had to take a selfie on the bus? I was, apparently. Can't remember why, probably something Fappy said.

Or just Off-Topic in general. Which is why I'm making this thread.

So, apparently the Community Spotlight is no longer gonna be a thing, which means a lot of arses are going to go un-kissed from now on (seriously, I had to suck sooooo much dick).

But then I had a thought! "You're smart Daystar, you can think of something, you don't want to live in a world where peoples' arses remain un-kissed, use that brain you've been neglecting since you were 12 years old and come up with something amazing, you could be the leader of the New Socialist Order of Rear Smooching, where everyone's rear is shown the appreciation it deserves, there will probably be a Nobel Prize in it for you. Probably."

After congratulating myself for several hours, swapping hands halfway through, which to be honest, did have an impact on efficiency, I decided to completely ignore what I said and half arse it.

Like a boss.

Now if you're like me, you have a close-knit circle of friends that you both love and hate (mostly hate in my case).

'Cept Dogmatic99 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Dogmatic99]. I want to bear his sexy wavy haired offspring. Seriously, his hair is just dreamy.

Do you want their butts to go unappreciated? If you said yes, then you are probably an SJW or somethin', I dunno, you guys like to exaggerate, I was surprised to find that Jim Sterling hadn't committed genocide.

In true Escapist style however, what seems like a compliment at first, is actually a devious and cunning backhand that nobody saw coming.

Fappy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Fappy]: I don't care what everyone says, I think your hair looks fine.
The Funslinger [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/The+Funslinger]: Wearing cowboy hats, leather jackets, and rolling your own cigarettes is still totally relevant and cool.
NinjaDeathSlap [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/NinjaDeathSlap]: Translucent skin is coming back in, I'm sure of it.
Terratina [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Terratina]: Never once bored me to death talking about MTG. Not even once.
Colour Scientist [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Colour+Scientist]: I can feel the disapproving stare already, so I'm not even going to say anything...

Isn't sharing fun? I can feel the warm glow of appreciated booty already!

Your turn!

[sub]Time for the obligatory disclaimer. This is all meant to be in good fun and taste, not to rip on people you don't actually like, leave your passive aggressive shit at the door, nobody wants to deal with it and I don't want it in my thread.[/sub]

 

[Colour Scientist]

There're so many people I want to pick on, I don't know who to choose.


Befuddled Sheep [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Beffudled+Sheep]
You're my favourite depraved sex pervert. XD

Phasmal [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Phasmal]
Cooties are so in this season.

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion]
It's so inspiring that you don't let your questionable dress sense and unfortunate facial structure bring you down.

There are so many more but I don't want to risk insulting someone I don't know well enough to get away with it. :3

 

[JoJo]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you'll all make awesome future slaves and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out, I need the support for that coup I'm currently plotting against Taco

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for dedication and enabling my evil schemes. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for being the most drinkable user, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and stealing my hood and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as most amusing new plaything user. There, that should do it.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you're all awesome and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for entertainment and dedication. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for niceness, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as best new user. There, that should do it.

I think you kind of missed the point of this thread XD

 

[JoJo]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you're all awesome and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for entertainment and dedication. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for niceness, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as best new user. There, that should do it.

I think you kind of missed the point of this thread XD

Oops, so I did. Back-handed compliment edits incoming >.>

 

[Colour Scientist]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you're all awesome and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for entertainment and dedication. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for niceness, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as best new user. There, that should do it.

I think you kind of missed the point of this thread XD

Be nice, Grumpstar.

Not everyone's as bitter and jaded as you are.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you're all awesome and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for entertainment and dedication. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for niceness, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as best new user. There, that should do it.

I think you kind of missed the point of this thread XD

Be nice, Grumpstar.

Not everyone's as bitter and jaded as you are.

Some people like bitter and jaded things. What's your problem?

 

[Colour Scientist]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you're all awesome and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for entertainment and dedication. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for niceness, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as best new user. There, that should do it.

I think you kind of missed the point of this thread XD

Be nice, Grumpstar.

Not everyone's as bitter and jaded as you are.

Some people like bitter and jaded things. What's your problem?

Loving yourself doesn't count in this scenario.

 

[Hoplon]

I would name individuals, but there are too many to name, but you all know who you are you superstars. You're all on my list.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you're all awesome and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out

Otherwise, all my RP pals but especially [user]IronRuler[/user] and [user]Drmigit2[/user] for entertainment and dedication. [user]Caramel Frappe[/user] gets a shout-out for niceness, [user]Baffle[/user] for making me laugh and [user]Not The Bees[/user] as best new user. There, that should do it.

I think you kind of missed the point of this thread XD

Be nice, Grumpstar.

Not everyone's as bitter and jaded as you are.

Some people like bitter and jaded things. What's your problem?

Loving yourself doesn't count in this scenario.

But I'm at the forefront of knowledge on how awesome I am...

 

[Drummodino]

This sounds like fun

[user]Elfgore[/user]
Your attempts to woo [user]Dirty Cop James funs[/user] are as adorable as they are futile.

[user]Neuromancer[/user]
I don't care what people whisper, you're the leader Nerv deserves!

[user]RipVanTinkle[/user] & [user]Shazskywalker[/user]
Rainbow hair WAS a good look, trust me

[user]Terratina[/user]
I'm not disappointed in your anime tastes at all. Nope

 

[Drummodino]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you'll all make awesome future slaves and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out, I need the support for that coup I'm currently plotting against Taco

Welp, looks like I'm supporting T0ad in the next coup attempt!

 

[JoJo]

Well, firstly an all round shout out to the fine bastards of the Injustice League [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], you'll all make awesome future slaves and special kudos goes to [user]PsychicTaco115[/user], [user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user], [user]The White Hunter[/user], [user]TizzytheTormentor[/user], [user]Dark Knifer[/user], [user]Barbas[/user], [user]Colour Scientist[/user], [user]God'sFist[/user], [user]Befuddled Sheep[/user] and [user]Imperioratorex Caprae[/user] (had to copy and paste that one). Yes that's probably 90% of our active userbase but I didn't want to leave anyone out, I need the support for that coup I'm currently plotting against Taco

Welp, looks like I'm supporting T0ad in the next coup attempt!

Ha, T0ad? He's too truthful, a chicken could pull off a coup before he did

 

[Barbas]

Welp, looks like I'm supporting T0ad in the next coup attempt!

Ah yes, young T0ad_0f_MonstrousUntruths, currently stationed with the valiant runners-up in World War II!

"We will shitpost him in the chat, we will shitpost him in the forums and we will shitpost him in the IRC when Java decides to start working again. We will screenshot our shitposts and put them in a folder on our phones and have a right giggle about it later...and something about never surrendering. All the ladies in the house say 'yeah', say 'yeah', say 'yeah'."​

OT:

@Dark Knifer: Your insight into Greek and Australian aboriginal history is a wonder to behold.
@Beffudled Sheep: Never in the past thirty days at least has so much discomfort been felt by so many over so few sexual fantasies.
@JoJo: The beard's going to be great, really.
@Imp Emissary: You can always grow another one.
@PsychicTaco115: I admire TNN's dedication to giving The People the news they have been clamouring for, regardless of how unwashed, unread, bare-arsed and generally obscene they are. The requested awards are in the mail!
@Drummodino: I can't get the pink, bobbing hair out of my mind, not even with a hammer. Congratulations are in order.

 

[shrekfan246]

there are too meany to name

Spoiler

OT: Hmmmm.

There is that Fr0g 0f Falseh00ds [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/T0ad%200f%20Truth] guy.

Being literal is my kink and I don't think he even knows it. Shh! Don't tell him!

And this might be playing with fire here, but I think TopazFusion might have a schoolyard crush on Barbas.

 

[Hoplon]

there are too meany to name

Spoiler

See, you are are right there at the top the list now you marvelous thing you.

 

[shrekfan246]

there are too meany to name

Spoiler

See, you are are right there at the top the list now you marvelous thing you.

If it helps at all, I actually legitimately laughed because I thought it would be a good pun for the essence of this thread. Or bad pun. Whatever.

 

[Barbas]

there are too meany to name

Spoiler

OT: Hmmmm.

There is that Fr0g 0f Falseh00ds [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/T0ad%200f%20Truth] guy.

Being literal is my kink and I don't think he even knows it. Shh! Don't tell him!

And this might be playing with fire here, but I think TopazFusion might have a schoolyard crush on Barbas.

You...I like you!

@Marter: Your politeness and self-control under pressure are an inspiration and your choice in leather-clad redheads is impeccable!

 

[sextus the crazy]

So, apparently the Community Spotlight is no longer gonna be a thing, which means a lot of arses are going to go un-kissed from now on (seriously, I had to suck sooooo much dick).

So sad. Although, wouldn't it be possible to just have the community spotlight thing just be run by the community itself? I figure there must be at least one person on this forum competent enough to run it.

 

[Hoplon]

If it helps at all, I actually legitimately laughed because I thought it would be a good pun for the essence of this thread. Or bad pun. Whatever.

Just my lack of attention to detail