Sweet baby Jesus in a microwave, I think that if a contest for Queen of The Escapist ever came about Susan would preemptively delete your profile, just to be safe.
All ribbing aside, this was well deserved and well overdue. I'd say enjoy it while it lasts, but we all know you're not going to be falling into the depths of obscurity around here any time soon.
[small]**As a side-note, I'm not ignoring you in regards to your email; I just haven't gotten around to detailing the particulars of my trip yet. Don't worry, I'm working on it! [sub]I also have a metric fuck-ton of pictures, if you're interested.[/sub][/small]