Compliment Someone/Something You Hate

[Enigma6667]

Title says it all.

Example: Dear Seth McFarlane, your humor may suck 90% of the time, but you're one hell of a voice actor. You have a lot of range, can do a wide variety of impressive impressions, and have a lot of energy in your performances. So to that, I give you props.

I dunno if someone's already done a thread like this, but whatever. Your turn.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

This was a lot harder to think of than i expected.
Dear local hillbillys: thanks for not physically injuring me?

 

[kebab4you]

Alright, as much as I hate CoD it sure knows how to market itself.

 

[BytByte]

There is one kid I know who is the most pretentious dundermuffin I have ever met. However, he has a rock solid work ethic.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

I guess you're pretty cool sometimes

joking aside
um my neighbors cat is kinda cute at times

 

[Snake Plissken]

To all of the local alcoholics who come into my liquor store:

Thank you for making me not look like as big of an alcoholic as I actually am. I pale in comparison to you guys and gals.

 

[cryogeist]

dear kiwi (my pet birds name)
even though you bite me A LOT you are very cute...

 

[Mr Thin]

I'm one of the nicest people I know, and I take very good care of things people loan to me.

[small]Oh fine, I'll stop being angsty.[/small]

My high-school uniform was blue. I like blue.

[small]Hm, still a bit angsty. Oh well, it's the best I can do.[/small]

 

[twistedmic]

Jerry Seinfeld is at least funnier and more tolerable (if only slightly) than Carrot Top.

 

[McMullen]

I think that the interview system in LA Noire is an embarrassment to in-game dialog systems because of how unpredictable your characters' reactions are. So far every case I've worked, I've said things that I had no intention of saying.

However, it will probably help to show future designers that it is a good idea to give players some indication of the tone and content of their response choices.

 

[enzilewulf]

Dear Escapist community, You guys are very nit picky. But thats why I love you and you all are so smart. I love this place

 

[SwimmingRock]

The videogame Viking: [something, something] Asgard. It's the only game I ever returned, but at least it gave me an icebreaker when I met two gamers a week later and we talked about how thoroughly shit that game was. Now I play SC2 with them .

Perhaps this is too backhanded a compliment to qualify?

 

[Section Crow]

spiders, your as creepy as hell but you guys sure know damn well how to get into my room

 

[Jakub324]

To my sister, Caitlin: you can be alright sometimes.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Shia LeBeouf has saved me at least $20 on movies I might have seen if he had not been in them. That was nice of him.

I'd also like to thank Tracy Morgan for the same thing...and Martian Short...and George Lopez too...I hate those actors hard and have no idea why. I'm sure they're nice people in real life but I absolutely can't stand them. I should thank them for saving me so much money on movies and, movie tickets.

 

[Kolby Jack]

I don't really hate anything except for The Last Airbender, so...

The effects were... awful.

The choreography was... awful.

The characters were... awful.

Um, the plot progression was... also awful.

Hmmmmmmm. The casting was... damn, still awful.

Alright, let's see... a-ha! It was so bad that there's now a miniscule chance of the sequels being made! Huzzah!

 

[JemothSkarii]

To my friend Zodiac, You WERE right, you are stronger than me mentally, SO SORRY I'm more of a 'one girl' kinda guy that just crumbles when he loses her.

...You're still an asshole for cheating on your girlfriend.

 

[Blue2]

Dear Internet,
With out you, I wouldn't discover tons of awesome stuff and fill my time with happiness but please, please no more rule 34 photos.
- Blue2

 

[RanD00M]

Dear Jim Carrey, thank you for not being in something big so I don't have to see your fucking face on the tv every 25 minutes when it gets advertised.